I swear on the Mandalore himself if my tattoo gets removed again I am going to hunt down whoever is doing it and feed their entrails to my cats while ther person is still alive and attached. Dear OkCupid why is it a girl is allowed to show a close up cropped picture of her Tits but I can't show the detail of my tattoo.
If we both like each other please message me. I'm way to chicken shit to take the first step myself sometimes.
The following profile is going to represent just how many fucks I give after 5 years on this profile.
I'm a Green Bay Packers fan...this matters to some folks i guess and i suppose it eliminates those who care from wanting to talk to me so let's just put it here at the top.
If you ask me if I'm down to fuck you will be added to the list of people selected to beta test the device that allows people to be slapped through the internet when I finally perfect it.
I'm not your sugar pie, honey, darlin', or dear. I'm not your anything don't assign me a pet name when you don't know me.
I am a nerd through to my very core. If you think I need to prove it ask any little test questions you want. I get to ask my own in return.
I will not text you if we have less than 100 messages between us or we have not talked in depth or for a certain amount of time.
This is your warning if you give me your number and I didn't ask for it I am free to do with it as I wish.
I am kind hearted, generous and loving. I do everything I can for my friends.
I am on here searching for Like minded people who understand what an open relationship is.
I will not cheat nor will I be your dirty little secret.
I won't be your token piece because your gf is curious and you want a three way. I am a human being not a set of holes and a pair of tits.
I swear. A lot. I'm loud, unruly, lewd, crude, and tattooed. I am me take it or leave it but in the end I am me and if that doesn't work then we can both move on.