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De_Les_Lune

25 F Glendora, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:53am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in an open relationship. This means I already have one relationship I am searching for another to exist OPENLY alongside the one I currently have. This does not mean someone dates both of us. We are not a package unless some lovely lady wishes it so. This is not a couples profile it is mine and mine alone.

I swear on the Mandalore himself if my tattoo gets removed again I am going to hunt down whoever is doing it and feed their entrails to my cats while ther person is still alive and attached. Dear OkCupid why is it a girl is allowed to show a close up cropped picture of her Tits but I can't show the detail of my tattoo.

If we both like each other please message me. I'm way to chicken shit to take the first step myself sometimes.

The following profile is going to represent just how many fucks I give after 5 years on this profile.

I'm a Green Bay Packers fan...this matters to some folks i guess and i suppose it eliminates those who care from wanting to talk to me so let's just put it here at the top.

If you ask me if I'm down to fuck you will be added to the list of people selected to beta test the device that allows people to be slapped through the internet when I finally perfect it.

I'm not your sugar pie, honey, darlin', or dear. I'm not your anything don't assign me a pet name when you don't know me.

I am a nerd through to my very core. If you think I need to prove it ask any little test questions you want. I get to ask my own in return.

I will not text you if we have less than 100 messages between us or we have not talked in depth or for a certain amount of time.
This is your warning if you give me your number and I didn't ask for it I am free to do with it as I wish.

I am kind hearted, generous and loving. I do everything I can for my friends.

I am on here searching for Like minded people who understand what an open relationship is.

I will not cheat nor will I be your dirty little secret.

I won't be your token piece because your gf is curious and you want a three way. I am a human being not a set of holes and a pair of tits.

I swear. A lot. I'm loud, unruly, lewd, crude, and tattooed. I am me take it or leave it but in the end I am me and if that doesn't work then we can both move on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a damn thing and I am not happy with that.

I like to craft and make things and if it involves something mechanical or physical then i most likely enjoy tinkering with it. I was the girl who played with legos and lincoln logs. Wood, metal, yarn, paper, foam, i just like to build and to make things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafting. I make jewelry and little knick knacks. I love to sit and just work with wire, beads, hemp, and fabric. Anything I can get my hands on.

Writing
Reading
Cooking
Singing
Being a friend. Just want someone to watch a movie with and not feel alone... That's me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My weight and my cheeks. Depending on my shirt and where your eyes are my tattoos.

my willingness to help and to "spoil". If I can I give whatever i can in heaping amounts

My language. if i am comfortable around you and you have made it known that swearing is acceptable than i could make a sailor blush.

I am honest. Brutally so. It has it's pros and con's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movies of all time include The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston and Yul Brynner, Wizard of Oz, Hogfather, Fifth Element, LOTR, HP, and MCU.

Tamora Pierce, Terry Pratchet, R. A. Salvatore, Paizo publishing.

My favorite food is :: Food. I will try anything once.

Music: I will listen to damn near anything.
I can't stand ICP and most rap and hip hop. There are exceptions. Except to ICP. Not my thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Friends
Passion. Through passion I gain strength.
Food....i love to cook and bake.
My glasses. I am a legally blind without them and they help me to better see all the other things I can't live without.

lastly and this is the most important so read carefully
Affection. I crave intimacy*** and closeness with other people, mostly nerds, and there is a good chance that if I actually asked if I could give you my number then I can easily picture being curled on a couch next to you watching movies.

***Intimacy is not sex. If you think it is chances are we won't get along.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
books movies and what my friends are doing. I am constantly hounded by the fact that i don't work. I am going stir crazy because I need something to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically spend my weekends in glendora with my bf watching movies or playing games,or watching him play games.

I enjoy it and I am attempting to be more social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask.. There is no one thing. A question asked is a question answered. As long as it's appropriate. If you wouldn't ask a random person on the street don't ask me unless you discuss it before hand
I.e. "can I ask a potentially rude/invasive/dirty/ignorant question?"

I have a kik: pathfinderjunkie
and a snapchat: tabletoprpggirl

If all you say is hey or hi or all you send me is a dick pic then chances are i wont reply

It was pointed out to me that I do lack something here. So I will just put it here.
If you are current or former military chances are my panties will drop practically instantly. I love a man in uniform and the majority of military men have strong, condfident personalities and are intelligent to boot. Since these are characteristics I find desirable in any potential partner I enjoy military men. And women for that matter. Fucking women are stunning and just as amazing though i have not actually met with any. There is also something about the uniform, specifically bdu's. I have a theory but either way military personnel pretty much have a fast pass. sadly there are exceptions. An asshole is an asshole and a uniform won't change that.
You should message me if
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you're interested in any way, shape, or form in getting to know me better. Or perhaps if you would like a cuddle buddy and some to just be silly and dorky with. Or maybe just maybe you are one of those few people who embraces the obscenely weird, the lewd , crude and tattooed, the girl who will listen and never judge.

or you read this whole exhaustive profile and you just wanna talk, speak, chat, or exchange....whatever you want I am all ears

Also if you are shy and nervous and figure there is no point in messaging me because you think i wont answer back....you are so very wrong. I try to answer every message... Unless you're an asshat.

And for those playing the game at home,
I give zero fucks.