I'm all over the place: a man, myth, legend, artist, writer, philosopher; a complete jack of all trades. I'm a rockstar and a recluse. Always positive and perpetually seeking the silver lining. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I'm the proverbial "nice guy", but I refuse to finish last.
I'm a transplant from the south (moved here from Atlanta nearly 5 years ago), and as such I can bear witness to the fact that chivalry is not dead. It is, however, being held hostage below the Mason/Dixon line. So I strongly suggest you get to know me and see what you've been missing =)
I'm a newly converted Brewers fan and I have great respect for the Packers (as long as they're not playing my Buccaneers). I work hard, play hard and rock out with my... ok, no, I don't do that. That's just creepy. I do know how to have a good time though and you should too.

By day I am a mild mannered corporate investigator, but when the sun goes down I turn into an artist and an aspiring screenwriter. I bartend on occasion and I can often be found with smile on my face and a drink in my hand. Or a drink in my face and a smile in my hand. Or... something.

Hot butt-naked sex. And puzzles. Ok, I'm not that great at puzzles. Lol! Too soon?
Seriously, I'm a pretty decent artist and writer. I'm a generally creative person and it's something I pride myself on.
I'm good at making people laugh (frequently at me) and providing a shoulder to a friend.

The beard at the moment, but often my eyes. I'm told they're kind. (Obviously by those who don't recognize a maniacal glare when they see one)

Wow! There is no way to narrow this list down, so here are just a few things I dig:
Books: Anything historical, anything dealing with serial killers, tyrants, wackos and zombies. Yep, I said it. Zombies. I'm THAT guy. I love Walter Mosley and the whole noir genre as well. I often think I would have fit in better in the '50's. Then again, "fitting in" is truly overrated.

Movies: You guessed it. Zombies. Even the bad ones. I own a penis so I obviously like action movies, but a good thriller/mystery is great as well. I'm a real cinefile. I'll watch pretty much anything that's not crap. Crap = unrealistic love stories.

TV: Californication, Walking Dead (more zombies), Criminal Minds,Doctor Who, Boardwalk Empire

Music: My taste is too varied to explain. Anything from Public Enemy to Black Sabbath, STP to Son House, Otis Redding, The Roots back to the Black Keys. Confession #1: T.I. and Young Jeezy are my guilty pleasure. (don't judge me!)

Food: I like to keep it healthy, but I fail often. Cookies are my kryptonite. Oh, and I'd cross a burning desert for some good Jamaican food. "Soul Food", however, has killed more black people than the Klan, so in the interest of my continued presence on this planet I never touch the stuff.

Books
Movies
Music
Art
Good Friends
Football

How I'm going to take over the world! No, really. I've got a flow chart.

Going with the flow. I may be bellied up to a bar, being the life of the party or curled up with a good book.

This one time, a long time ago, I made a profile on one of those internet dating sites. Crazy, huh?

You are capable of being serious about life without taking yourself too seriously. Oh, and if you love Jesus but can still put your ankles behind your ears.
*If you're offended by that last line please revisit the part about not taking yourself too seriously.
**Life should be fun. Message me if you're interested in having A LOT of it.