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DeadPlants

25 Mountlake Terrace, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay let's get this out of the way... I'm actually really good with plants. I'm sorry if you have a black thumb, and murder houseplants on the daily, and just came here looking for a little companionship... I didn't intend to let you down. You're a good person, maybe stop watering them so much?

I wish there was a simple way to describe myself for you... I can be super outgoing sometimes, and painfully shy in other circumstances. Asking for help in a grocery store for example - if I can't find pot stickers on my own, I'm going home without pot stickers. Maybe what I'm really looking for is someone who also likes pot stickers, also feels like they would go great with whatever we're watching on Netflix that night, and is brave enough to ask the harmless cashier which aisle the dumplings are currently residing in. Other situations though, we're golden. You think someone is breaking into your house at midnight? Give me a call, I'll be there with the nearest blunt object, ready to fight the good fight. I'm brave, just not... socially.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance digital design artist, with aspirations to write and illustrate a children's book... or comic book... whichever comes first. Mainly I just sell commissioned artwork online, and design logos and shirts for assorted companies and foundations!

Day-to-day I work in a massage clinic, and am considering going back to school to get my massage therapy license. We creative types gotta pay the bills somehow!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty damn good lifeguard! I can whistle like a Disney princess, and I usually do a fantastic job drinking the recommended eight cups of water per day...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear crazy socks.... Also, tall for a girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? We could be here all day!
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
My favorite book is Lullaby by Mr. Chuck Palahniuk.
The His Dark Materials trilogy was my entire life as a child - Someone explain to me why we don't all have dæmons. Other favorites include: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, and Papillon. I'm currently reading House of Leaves, and eyeing Station Eleven every time I enter a book store.
Top six comic books:
1: Saga
2: Y: The Last Man
3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I don't have a problem, you have a problem.)
4: The Wicked + The Divine
5: Sex Criminals
6: Fables

Top six video games in no particular order:
1: Assassin's Creed
2: Legend of Zelda
3: Animal Crossing (I do what I want.)
4: Far Cry
5: GW2

I watch too much television.
Just putting it out there.
Now that's out of the way and we can continue!
Top six shows:
1: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2: Star Trek
3: Penny Dreadful
4: Game of Thrones
5: The 100 (No judgement here, this is a safe place!)
6: The Mighty Boosh

My favorite movie of all time is The Fifth Element!
I have an inextinguishable love of horror movies! I never stop wanting to watch them!

My taste in music is all over the place! Usually I'm listening to Rilo Kiley, Sylvan Esso, Haim, Regina Spektor, Feist, Marina & The Diamonds, Fiona Apple, Coconut Records, Mirah, Thao & The Get Down Stay Down, Childish Gambino, Beirut, Iron and Wine, Florence and the Machine, Tech N9ne, Donora, Bastille, and well... others!
My favorite concerts were Jonsi and Sigur Rós!

My favorite food, upon careful deliberation, would have to be breakfast burritos! I could probably live on nothing but assorted breakfast burritos and be very very happy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if people were allergic to the sound of specific musical instruments? What if I was allergic to brass or string instruments?
Green energy.
The dark part of the ocean no one sees.
Outer space.
Should I get a septum piercing?
Do I have time to catch up on Welcome to Night Vale?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing around with my coworkers, bending paper clips into stars, talking to people about massage, because I work late into the night every Friday! Someone's gotta do it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned how to drive... Ooh.
But I have my permit and am getting around to it!
Baby steps!