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33 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Hinduism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Are you looking for someone a little...different? Does the thought of mind-numbingly loud electronic music turn you on? Are you the type of person who can switch gears at a moments notice and maintain control when things start getting crazy? If you're a high-energy individual like myself who laughs at the absurd and embraces all of life's crazy moments, for better or for worse, then we need to talk more.

Of course my alter-ego is a professional one that is goal-driven in the never ending pursuit of my dreams, whether it be in my new found career-path as a real estate agent or pushing the envelope in cutting-edge music production. My sardonic wit & seemingly limitless sense of humor is one that people love to be around and I encourage the company of like-minded souls. I love being around people and spend my evenings composing music or performing it, whatever the mood calls for. I do have a sensitive side that gregarious & caring. I'm only happy when my friends are happy and am usually the first-responder in the event of a crisis. But if you're not comfortable being yourself or have a persona that differs from the one you put on in public we're probably better off not knowing each other.

Hopefully you're smart, career-driven & funny as all get out. This website (scarily enough) chose us for a reason, but just in case you need a head start or conversation starter here's your bread & butter:

THINGS I LOVE: Music, Playing Piano, the outdoors, hiking, scenic drives, cooking, reading, stand-up comedy, poker, politics, hanging with friends & family
THINGS I HATE: Pessimists, Back-stabbers, Gold-diggers, Close-minded people, Anti-intellecutals, and vegetables...fuck vegetables.

"A funny thing about regret is that its better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done" - Gibby Haynes
What I’m doing with my life
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Real estate agent by day, electronic music producer by night.
Working towards my dream of living in Sedona AZ one day and hopefully have a full-time career in music again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mindblowing musical capabilities (Rock star status pending) I play classical piano (25+ years) along with more instruments than I can name here. Computers & anything with more buttons and knobs than most people would know what to do with.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am (6'4 to be exact). Non-physical feature wise would be my weird sense of humor, sardonic wit, and being completely random. You wouldn't know what crazy is if Charles Manson was eating poodles on your front porch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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One look at my bookcase would have you believe I won a shopping spree at Barnes & Noble and just grabbed everything in the new age, pyschology, true crime, politics & reference section and checked out. My downloaded movie library is pretty diverse and filled with mostly comedy, horror & documentaries. Not too much of a TV guy. Still have rabbit ear antennae on my idiot box. Addicted to CNN and current events. I love a good debate.

Music? I listen to (and play) anything. I record & compose for myself as well as other artists and see musical diversity as paramount to my profession. In the car, expect to go deaf with electronic music or heavy metal (sometimes classical). My primary musical influences are Aphex Twin, Prong, Chopin, Sorabji, Infected Mushroom, Cannibal Corpse, Butthole Surfers, Bile, Ministry, anything loud, fast & aggressive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My piano, my computer, music, my car, cellphone and french fries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What song to work on next....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm active musician and you will normally find me playing live music at some of Phoenix's funnest dive bars with awesome musicians (Wild Bills Saloon, Rips Ale Bar, Blooze Bar more specificaly). Otherwise I am at home in my recording studio waiting for the next burst of musical inspiration between a good book and/or good conversation. I also LOVE to cook.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a bit of an inferiority complex.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you have already sold yourself on the pictures you've created in your head that proves what a truly amazing team we could make.