Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. So, I'm pretty much a massive dork. Also, just a warning: What
may be wildly inappropriate to you is probably hilarious to me. Uh,
I fall ill approximately every ten minutes, and I tend to bitch a
lot. But in a fun, uplifting way. I'm chunky, flat-chested, and a
general failure at human interaction. Also: I abuse commas and
other forms of punctuation a lot. Sorry.
I am awkward, warped, and literate.
Also, in a relationship. For some reason it doesn't show that on
here at the top anymore, but yes. I am in a relationship and I'm
not looking to date. I want friends. Friends are nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a YA librarian. It's awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being obnoxious, listening, recognizing
voices, quoting funny movies verbatim, and telling people to shut
the hell up in fun and creative ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. It's loud and goofy. And if they watch long enough, my
elaborate hand gestures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Much books. Very like.
For real though, I love a metric fuckton of books. My book-loves
tend to fall in line with my other entertainment-loves, so usually
some form of action/adventure, not necessarily in this time or
universe or planet, with lots of character development and
potential for bitchin' soundtracks. My favorite book of all time is
The Outsiders, though, as far as sentiment goes.
For movies, I love King Arthur, The Three Musketeers, Mulan, Stand
By Me, Now and Then (which is basically the 90's girl version of
Stand By Me), Hocus Pocus, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dogma, Inglourious
Basterds, The A-Team, The Mummy, and other movies where people beat
the crap out of other people. My new obsession is what I lovingly
refer to as the Holy Trinity of HBO War Miniseries Events, which
includes Band of Brothers, The Pacific, and Generation Kill.
Update: PACIFIC FUCKING RIM THO. DON'T ASK MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE
INNER POLITICAL WORKINGS AND MECHANICAL INVOLVEMENT OF PACIFIC RIM.
Also, the week Cap 2 comes out, just don't bother talking to me.
I'll be a flailing pile of feelings.
I'm into pretty much everything where music is concerned, except,
like, polka. Do yourself a favor and do not mock me or anyone else
for the kind of music they enjoy in my presence, or I'll rip you
about ten new assholes.
I...really like food. A lot. Trust me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music, my phone, my family, my friends, my Cort and Fatboy
t-shirt, and my laptop. Shut up, it didn't say they had to be
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Or watching movies with people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Eh, there's not really anything I won't cop to. That I can think
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a massive douche, and you are able to laugh at explosm
comics and dead baby jokes. Just...trust me on this one. And if you
managed to read this far, congrats. That's a test. Not of my
willingness to talk to you, but of your willpower and patience with
a potential conversation with me. And again, I'm not looking to
like, date. I've got one of those. I came for the quizzes and
stayed for the lulz.
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