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DeadlyClassic

25 F Brandon, MS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:56pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. So, I'm pretty much a massive dork. Also, just a warning: What may be wildly inappropriate to you is probably hilarious to me. Uh, I fall ill approximately every ten minutes, and I tend to bitch a lot. But in a fun, uplifting way. I'm chunky, flat-chested, and a general failure at human interaction. Also: I abuse commas and other forms of punctuation a lot. Sorry.

I am awkward, warped, and literate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to work, basking in my shiny new degree in English Lit, and subsequently pretending my degree will be worth something someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being obnoxious, listening, recognizing voices, quoting funny movies verbatim, and telling people to shut the hell up in fun and creative ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh. It's loud and goofy. And if they watch long enough, my elaborate hand gestures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Much books. Very like.

For real though, I love a metric fuckton of books. My book-loves tend to fall in line with my other entertainment-loves, so usually some form of action/adventure, not necessarily in this time or universe or planet, with lots of character development and potential for bitchin' soundtracks. My favorite book of all time is The Outsiders, though, as far as sentiment goes.

For movies, I love King Arthur, The Three Musketeers, Mulan, Stand By Me, Now and Then (which is basically the 90's girl version of Stand By Me), Hocus Pocus, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dogma, Inglourious Basterds, The A-Team, The Mummy, and other movies where people beat the crap out of other people. My new obsession is what I lovingly refer to as the Holy Trinity of HBO War Miniseries Events, which includes Band of Brothers, The Pacific, and Generation Kill.

Update: PACIFIC FUCKING RIM THO. DON'T ASK MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE INNER POLITICAL WORKINGS AND MECHANICAL INVOLVEMENT OF PACIFIC RIM. OH LAWD.

Also, the week Cap 2 comes out, just don't bother talking to me. I'll be a flailing pile of feelings.

I'm into pretty much everything where music is concerned, except, like, polka. Do yourself a favor and do not mock me or anyone else for the kind of music they enjoy in my presence, or I'll rip you about ten new assholes.

I...really like food. A lot. Trust me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music, my phone, my family, my friends, my Cort and Fatboy t-shirt, and my laptop. Shut up, it didn't say they had to be singular items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Or watching movies with people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's not much I'm not willing to admit to people. Uh. I'm kinda fat? Is that private?

[Since I first made this profile I've lost 60 lbs and I'm still working on it. But I still *feel* like a chunk so I feel it's appropriate.]
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a massive douche, and you are able to laugh at explosm comics and dead baby jokes. Just...trust me on this one. And if you managed to read this far, congrats. That's a test. Not of my willingness to talk to you, but of your willpower and patience with a potential conversation with me. Also, just so you know, I'm not looking to like, date. I've got one of those. I came for the quizzes and stayed for the lulz.