Hey. So, I'm pretty much a massive dork. Also, just a warning: What may be wildly inappropriate to you is probably hilarious to me. Uh, I fall ill approximately every ten minutes, and I tend to bitch a lot. But in a fun, uplifting way. I'm chunky, flat-chested, and bisexual, though I've never actually been on a date with a girl or anything. Actually, I've never really been on a real date, period. So, there's that. Also: I abuse commas and other forms of punctuation a lot. Sorry.

I am awkward, warped, and literate.

Going to school, going to work, pretending that the idea of teaching other, slightly smaller humans doesn't scare the crap out of me.

Making people laugh, being obnoxious, listening, recognizing voices, quoting funny movies verbatim, and telling people to shut the hell up in fun and creative ways.

My laugh. It's loud and goofy. And if they watch long enough, my elaborate hand gestures.

Uh. Way too many to count. For books, I like The Hunger Games, historical accounts, Bruce Coville (hush, those collections are awesome) and...well, I like a lot of stuff, but I mostly read on the internet. Also, sometimes I hate Twilight so much I can barely articulate it. Other times I find myself loving it ironically because not only is it so bad it's kind of hilarious (though painfully so), it makes me feel better about myself. Like, if that flaming shitpile can get published, maybe I can too. But my favorite book of all time is The Outsiders.

For movies, I love King Arthur, The Three Musketeers, Mulan, Stand By Me, Now and Then (which is basically the 90's girl version of Stand By Me), Hocus Pocus, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dogma, Inglourious Basterds, The A-Team, The Mummy, and other movies where people beat the crap out of other people. My new obsession is what I lovingly refer to as the Holy Trinity of HBO War Miniseries Events, which includes Band of Brothers, The Pacific, and Generation Kill.

I'm into pretty much everything where music is concerned, except, like, polka. Do yourself a favor and do not mock me or anyone else for the kind of music they enjoy in my presence, or I'll rip you about ten new assholes.

I...really like food. A lot. Trust me.

My music, my phone, my family, my friends, my Cort and Fatboy t-shirt, and my laptop. Shut up, it didn't say they had to be singular items.

Your mom.

Working. Or watching movies with people.

There's not much I'm not willing to admit to people. Uh. I'm kinda fat? Is that private?

You're not a massive douche, and you are able to laugh at explosm comics and dead baby jokes. Just...trust me on this one. Also, just so you know, I'm not looking to like, date. I came for the quizzes and stayed for the lulz. But I mean, if you're awesome and I end up having the hots for you or whatever, then yay. Or something. (This is what happens when I write shit at...way past my bed time o'clock.)