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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Open relationship
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I might be moving to the DC area shortly... **Fingers Crossed**
If you'd be willing to show me around the area and show me where to have fun, drop me a note and lets chat!

I identify as a nerd/dork/geek but believe I also don't fit in those stereotypes as one would think. I am also still very athletic, social, and have a very fun and unique personality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do have a wonderful girlfriend, Exoticmetamorph (Who I met on OKC) and we are looking for a cute girl who may want to hang out with us as well. ;) We are looking for someone we can hang out with, get to know, and over time form a relationship with. We are friendly, fun, and always looking for people to hang out with us and share interesting times with! I do work full time, and have hobbies that take up a chunk of my time. Balance is very important to me, and I'm seeking to maintain it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
There are some things I really pride myself in and are as follows:

1. My art work. I am very passionate about my art.(If you would like to see some of it, please do not hesitate to ask!)

2. I am pretty athletic and have always been able to try a new sport or physical challenge and excel pretty well at it. I am a competitive person and this drives me to become better.

3. I LOVE to make the people around me laugh. Weather it is at the situation or myself.

4. Teaching. I have always been told that I am very patient with people and do very well at explaining new things to people in a helpful manor that they can understand.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercings in my ear. I have 5 holes with spikes around the top of my right ear. Those, or my spiky red hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To their Scattered Bodies Go
The Dark Tower series
Leviathan series
The Southern Vampire Mysteries
Oryx and Crake
The Year of the Flood
World War Z
Afterlife with Archie

My favorite movies:
Fight Club
LotR trilogy
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Ocean's Eleven
Dark Crystal

My favorite shows:
Game of Thrones
Black Sails
Battlestar Galactica
Brisco County Jr.
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Fire Fly
Rick and Morty

My favorite music:
Mindless Self Indulgence
Limp Bizkit
Black Light Burns
Die Antwoord
Beats Antique
Rabbit Junk
Nine Inch Nails
Marilyn Manson
Peter Pepper

Fave Food... most anything. I don't handle spicy well, but I have always said, in terms of food, I will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Physical touch. I am aware it is one of my love languages (bonus points if you are aware of all five.)

2. My social circle of friends. I am a social being, without them, I would starve.

3. My nerdy games!

4. My sense of humor

5. My computer/the internet.

6. My ability to create art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerdy things. Sexy things. Nerdy-sexy things. What I'm going to eat next...

Game Design: I want to one day work for Wizards of the Coast, creating and designing Magic cards.

What if I knew all that I know now back when I was six years old... (Ask me about the 'Six-year-old Complex'!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You might find Exoticmetamorph and I cuddled up to watch NetFlix (we need an other cuddle buddy!) ;) or doing artsy things together. We also like to play Nerdy Games with friends like Magic: the Gathering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You don't get this freebie! There are meant for conversations where I tell AND you tell! I am an open book though, ask me questions and let me ask a few. I like to get to know people that way.
You should message me if
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Your an interesting, nerdy person who wants to hang out and be nerdy with us. As mentioned, I have a girlfriend Exoticmetamorph, but we are looking for a girl who may want to get to know us better. This would include hanging out, having adventures, and going out on dates. It would be nice to find a girl looking for a poly-amorous relationship and may want to give it a shot with us at some point. If your a lil bit nerdy, and like to have fun, you will fit right in.