Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You are not seriously thinking of moving onto the next generic
boring profile without reading this one.
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days of reading this you may return it for a full refund.
I shouldn’t be telling you this but I know exactly how many licks
it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Once while sailing
around the world, I discovered a short cut. I’ve never found a
penny that wasn't heads up. Dolphins love swimming with me. If I
were to tell you "have a good day"...... you would. I’ve been
granted permission to Mess with Texas. I never say anything taste
like chicken… Not even chicken. I’m 5’ 11” on paper but I’m 6’ 5”
if you tickle me or make me laugh. Ghosts sit around the campfire
and tell stories about me. I can make a 30 minute cake in 20
minutes. I have never filled up on chips.
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money
because I have the luck of the Irish. I can keep one eye on the
past while looking into the future. I’m a stellar hugger and a
world class cuddler. I know where every item is located in the
supermarket. I sleep once a day. Basically… I rock
I have included this short quiz to help determine if you are right
Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter
Toilet Paper over the top or out the bottom
Starbucks or Tully’s
Hot or Iced Mocha
Dark or Milk Chocolate
Flannel or High Thread Count Cotton Sheets
Ritz Crackers or Cheese Its
Red or Blue
Iceberg or Romaine
It’s not so much what your answers are but rather how you
Let’s talk about you.
This is why you are cool; you are happy, compassionate and
genuinely kind. You are original, curious and a bit provocative.
You like the world in which you live. You are bright, funny and joy
abounds in the air around you. You can’t help that either.
You’re a doer more than a watcher, a creator more than a consumer
and you are strong both in obvious and secret ways.
My ideal relationship I see in my future - we wake up with our lips
touching before we our eyes open. We can cuddle for an hour or more
as the day passes us by. We walk hand in hand without a care in the
world. We can pause at anytime during the day for a random hug, a
kiss on the neck and a nibble on the ear. We sit arm in arm, not
having to talk, just soaking in our joy of being together.
I will know if you are right for me, we will crack each other up
every day and settle into each other’s arms every night. Do you
If you think this is a random profile then you have judged a book
by its cover.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hockey is a new found interest the past few years. My son just
completed playing his forth season
Poker is also one of my interest/hobbies I enjoy in my spare time
(which I don't seem to have a lot of). I have been playing live
poker for about 11 years. It has paid for itself (plus a little
profit) ever since day one. I've been on six poker vacations all
paid for with poker profits. The last few years I've been
volunteering to run charity poker tournaments and have raised over
$92K for a variety of charities. It has been a very rewarding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff! Come on I just can't keep bragging about myself! :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. I love to laugh and be around others who like to
laugh. I even enjoy laughing at myself. “If you can’t laugh with me
might as well laugh at me” or something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like all kinds of music. Listen to a variety.
Favorite foods Chinese, Mexican, Italian but will try almost
anything. Would never turn down a free meal.
Favorite meal to eat out is breakfast.
Like taking in movies, live shows, comedy.
Live sporting events. Hockey, Baseball, Soccer, football
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to figure out what I should be thinking about!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on who I'm with and what's going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Problem is I'm willing to admit most anything. If you ask me I
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a computer/smart phone and are capable of sending a
message. And you have photos of yourself on your profile.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.