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I shouldn’t be telling you this but I know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut. I’ve never found a penny that wasn't heads up. Dolphins love swimming with me. If I were to tell you "have a good day"...... you would. I’ve been granted permission to Mess with Texas. I never say anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken. I’m 5’ 11” on paper but I’m 6’ 5” if you tickle me or make me laugh. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about me. I can make a 30 minute cake in 20 minutes. I have never filled up on chips.
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because I have the luck of the Irish. I can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future. I’m a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I know where every item is located in the supermarket. I sleep once a day. Basically… I rock
I have included this short quiz to help determine if you are right for me.
Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter
Toilet Paper over the top or out the bottom
Starbucks or Tully’s
Hot Mocha or Iced Mocha
Dark or Milk Chocolate
Flannel Sheets or High Thread Count Cotton Sheets
Ritz Crackers or Cheese Its
Red or Blue
Iceberg or Romaine
It’s not so much what your answers are but rather how you answer.
Let’s talk about you.
This is why you are cool; you are happy, compassionate and genuinely kind. You are original, curious and a bit provocative. You like the world in which you live. You are bright, funny and joy abounds in the air around you. You can’t help that either.
You’re a doer more than a watcher, a creator more than a consumer and you are strong both in obvious and secret ways.
My ideal relationship I see in my future - we wake up with our lips touching before we our eyes open. We can cuddle for an hour or more as the day passes us by. We walk hand in hand on the beach as the waves splash on our toes. We can pause at anytime during the day for a random hug, a kiss on the neck and a nibble on the ear. We sit arm in arm, not having to talk, just soaking in our joy of being together.
I will know if you are right for me, we will crack each other up every day and settle into each other’s arms every night. Do you know why?
If you think this is a random profile then you have judged a book by its cover