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28 F Lakewood, OH

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 7
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't use this thing much anymore because nothing ever seems to work out, but if you send me a message, my phone will tell me. Anyway, my name is Yulia. I moved here from Boston a few years ago. I guess it was more like six years ago, but it still feels like I just moved here. I live in Lakewood with my boyfriend of seven years Nangasohu, four cats, two dogs, and a pet starling. If you don't like animals and don't have respect for nature and all life forms, we probably won't get along.

I usually tend to dislike most people I meet, for one reason or another, but I still always try to be nice and considerate to others. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, if you're hateful while still being able to empathize with people you don't necessarily like, you're my kind of dude.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished school not too long ago and now work two jobs as an ultrasound tech. It's not glamorous, but it pays the bills and at least I'm helping people. I like painting and drawing and taking pictures and woodburning and other artsy things, but I haven't done any of that in a really long time. I plan to fix that, though. I bought an awesome drafting desk. All I need now is a chair and some inspiration!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people think I'm weird

Stepping in dog shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first thing people notice about me is that I'm "quiet." The second thing they notice is that they're stupid and they suck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is long. Deal with it.


I don't read much these days, although I probably should. I spend a lot of time on I think that counts. When I was younger, I read a lot of Stephen King and Nick Hornby. As far as real literature stuff goes, I guess I liked the Fountainhead, My Name is Asher Lev, and Catcher in the Rye. Right now I'm reading Cosmos by Carl Sagan and Game of Thrones.


Pan's Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Spider Man, Spider Man 2, Iron Man, Back to the Future Trilogy, Hot Fuzz, Best in Show, Baxter, Wet Hot American Summer, Coming to America, Big, Raisin Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Erin Brockovich, Lord of the Rings, Clerks, Dogma, American Movie, Good Will Hunting, Catch Me if You Can, The Terminal, Gung Ho, The Burbs, Liar Liar, Groundhog Day


Oz, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Friends, Malcolm in the Middle, Arrested Development, Shark Tank, Colbert Report, Pawn Stars, Futurama, South Park, Walking Dead, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Spaced, Wilfred, 30 Rock, Dog Whisperer, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Roseanne, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Big Bang Theory, Too Cute, Mythbusters, Lost, Heroes, Scrubs, The Cosby Show, Disappeared, Forensic Files and other similar shows to satisfy my morbid side, some stuff on the Discovery and History channels. And I guess I should say that I hate any singing show, like American Idol or the Voice. I don't know if there are any other ones out there. I hope not.


Gogol Bordello, Man Man, Grateful Dead, Leo Kottke, Keller Williams, Regina Spektor, Phish, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Talking Heads, Haydamaky, Ramones, Stiff Little Fingers, Tool, Misfits, Screaching Weasel, David Grisman Quintet, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Andy Statman, Fiona Apple, Bob Dylan, Ani DiFranco, The Be Good Tanyas, Neil Young, Buddy Holly, Flogging Molly, The Beatles, Michael Hedges, Bill Monroe, Tony Rice, other bluegrass, and probably a few others. It's pretty hard for me to find people with similar taste in music, so if you listen to stuff that I don't consider to be complete garbage, that's good enough for me.


I've been a vegetarian for 13 years, although I only recently stopped eating seafood. I make good borsh and I love sushi and rice paper rolls.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My water bottle
My snuggie
Flushable butt wipes
A fan for when I sleep
More excedrine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to buy for my new apartment
Whether or not I should add another responsibility to my life in the form of a human baby *edit -- I guess it's been a while since I've updated this thing because I'm 6 months pregnant
Next thing I want to paint (or make)
How much better my life would be if I only worked part time and had more money
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working.

I like taking walks, painting, woodburning, going to shows, going to the movies, going to thrift stores, going to museums, playing video games (I'm not very good, though), eating good food, driving around, sitting around, wasting time.

Sometimes I do those things on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Most people think I'm boring and/or weird. Coincidentally, I think most people are boring and/or too normal.
You should message me if
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- You are a girl who's looking to make new friends and maybe make out once in a while or something
- You need somebody to eat sushi with
- You play Texas Hold'em
- You need somebody to go to thrift stores with
- You need somebody to drink bloody marys with (I guess I should specify that I'm not really into the whole bar scene. I'll go to a bar once in a while, but I'm not a big drinker. And clubbing is out of the question)
- You need somebody to take walks with (dogs may be involved)
- You need somebody to go to shows with (refer to my list of bands)
- You need somebody to make artsy stuff with
- You need somebody to sit around with. I do that a lot. If you don't like doing that, then get lost.

I'm looking for female FRIENDS. No offense to dudes, but I've seen too many Forensic Files. I'm not interested in joining any couples for "some fun." I'm happily engaged to my boyfriend of seven years. I'm on here just looking for some like-minded girls to hang out with. And no, that's not in violation of this website's rules -- last time I checked, people who are in a relationship are allowed on okcupid -- that's why there exists an option for that status; and there is also a "friends" option in the "looking for" section.

"OkCupid is a free friendship, dating and social networking website." But Wikipedia is probably wrong. This website is exclusively for fucking, right?

Some people need to learn some manners. Don't scold me because I'm using this website in a way that you don't approve of. Try to ignore the urge to send me an angry message, telling me to get off okcupid, because, according to you, it's a dating site. Are you really that pathetic that you feel the need to berate a stranger because they're not interested in having sex with you? That's entirely inappropriate and borderline anti-social. Just move on, you weird, weird loser. Thanks.