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26 Waianae, HI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 27, 2014
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Im a Kansan, born and raised.....and happily not living there. I'm very vulgar and inappropriate, but I have manners goddamnit. I love to go out and try new stuff, meet new people, experience new things (but doesn't everyone say that??). This has made me a little bit of a gypsy though. I've moved a lot, mostly around KC but about half of last year I was in LA. I believe life is about acquiring as many stories as possible so once I'm old as shit, living in a nursing home, I'll be entertaining as hell for the employees.. I guess I'm a little creative. I make my a living by working with my hands and I was a photographer for a few years back in KC....ummm what else?...I don't really eat vegetables? I'm basically Ron Swanson in the food department. Oh, I'm not a overly manly guy. I grew up with three sisters, so I don't have to act like a douche to feel like I have a penis...and i can carry groceries and take out the trash pretty fucking well. But I do like some guy things like cars, girls and beer..hmmm.. I don't know what else to put really sum me up would probably think of me as someone who will never be the same. Hopefully always for the better. But not knowing what life will be like in a year makes it all worth while.
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing my best not to end up murdered... It's a struggle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smartass ^
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly I have no idea..... Probably that I have a face??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- survivor, average American male and the owner's manual for my dildo...I don't read as much as I should anymore

Movies- Drive, mad max, On the Waterfront, snatch, fight club, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, anything Wes Anderson, Dick Tracy, American Graffiti, wristcutters, seven..a lot more, i just have a shit memory

Shows- p&r (a mix of Leslie and April would be the most perfect woman), GoT, always sunny, chopped, iron chef, almost anything on ID, trailer park boys, the office, arrested development, portlandia, top gear (bbc), twin peaks

Music- deer tick, two gallants, bright eyes, dead ghosts, Tijuana panthers, Johnny Cash, Harlem, middle brother, diamond rugs, Mumford, dead confederates, king Kahn, turbo fruits, blitzen trapper, howler, small houses, the tallest man on earth....and many many more

Food- Mexican...goddamn spicy ass Mexican food, UHmazing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-music....this one is a big fucking deal
-My mum and paps...and the rest of the family, but mostly my kickass parents
-Freedom ( not like "these colors don't run freedom". But like my freedom to explore, do what I please, express myself, so on)
-spicy ass food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much... Always wandering off in my thoughts

Oh and cats.....I fucking love cats
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully something fun. Anything to make it feel like the weekend and not a weekday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a unpaid parking ticket from KC......from like 3 years ago.....I know it's a lot to handle, but you must take me as the hard criminal that I am.
You should message me if
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you won't kill me

And have fucking eyebrows. . . . . .

Oh!! Or you're Tine Fey or Amy Poehler. I have adult crushes on them, hard. They're amazing