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25 M Paola, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31am
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Soooo I made this when I was living in LA, and am just going to keep it while I am back here and hope no one I grew up with sees it....

Im a Kansan, born and raised.....and wishing i hadnt moved back. I'm very vulgar and inappropriate, but I have manners goddamnit. Sitting around all the time bores the hell out of me. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING! I love to go out and try new stuff, meet new people, experience new things. I believe life is about acquiring as many stories as possible so once I'm old as shit, living in a nursing home, I'll be entertaining as hell for the employees.. I guess I'm a little creative. I make dat money honey by working with my hands and I was a photographer for a few years back in KC....ummm what else?...I don't really eat vegetables? I'm basically Ron Swanson in the food department. Oh, I'm not a manly guy. I grew up with three sisters, so I don't have to act like a douche to feel like I have a penis...and can carry groceries and take out the trash like a champ! But I do like some guy things like cars, girls and beer..hmmm.. I don't know what else to put really sum me up would probably think of me as someone who will never be the same. Hopefully always for the better. But not knowing what life will be like in a year makes it all worth while.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my best not to end up murdered... It's a struggle.
I’m really good at
Being a smartass ^
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly I have no idea..... Probably that I have a face??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- survivor, average American male and the owner's manual for my dildo...I don't read as much as I should anymore

Movies- Drive, mad max, On the Waterfront, snatch, fight club, anything Wes Anderson, Dick Tracy, American Graffiti, wristcutters, seven..alot more, i just have a shit memory

Shows- ALWAYS SUNNY, chopped, iron chef, workaholics, almost anything on ID, trailer park boys, the office, arrested development, portlandia, top gear (bbc), twin peaks

Music- deer tick, two gallants, middle brother, diamond rugs, Mumford, dead confederates, king Kahn, turbo fruits, blitzen trapper, howler, bright eyes, small houses, the tallest man on earth....and many many more

Food- Mexican...goddamn spicy ass Mexican food, UHmazing
The six things I could never do without
-My mum and paps...and the rest of the family, but mostly my kickass parents
-Freedom ( not like "these colors don't run freedom". But like my freedom to explore, do what I please, express myself, so on)
-music....this one is a big fucking deal
-spicy ass food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much... Always wandering off in my thoughts

Oh and cats.....I should really get a cat... Or a boat
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully something fun. Anything to make it feel like the weekend and not a weekday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fucking love NASCAR....screw you I know. But I grew up in Kansas, I could be into way worse things. And it's not like I watch it every Sunday....but I'll try and keep up on what's going on and would love to go to a race.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you won't kill me

And have fucking eyebrows. . . . . .