"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense."

Working full-time and trying to finish my degree in mechanical engineering. Aspiring to become a writer, yet failing miserably.

I play Bass guitar, any type of puzzle/trivia,coming up with interesting and new ideas, etc...

My eyes, at least that's what I'm told.

I love anything written by Chuck Palahniuk, Clive Barker, and anything horror related.
top 5 movies are: Fight Club, The Crow, The Fountain, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Top bands for me right now: AFI, Jimmy Eat World, MCR, The Starting Line, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, P*ATD, No Doubt, Sublime, a Day to Remember, Bring me the Horizon, Fall Out Boy, the Killers, Rob Zombie, Tool, APC, Puscifer, Drowning Pool (original singer), Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Slipknot (anything Iowa and before), System of a Down.

1) Air
2) Water
3) Food
4) Clothing
5) Shelter
6) my hands

Anything and everything

How I should probably change my profile name.

Working, or at home watching Netflix. I'm more of a Saturday night kind of person.

I have an account on this site.

You want to.