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28 Detroit, MI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual, Bisexual
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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There was a time when my therapist and banker had the last names of Peeper and Swindle, respectively – idk

Weird at a solid 7 and rising. 20-20 friendly – jsyk life should mean a lot less than
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wander through an endless cage in a gateless zoo.
I’m really good at
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Writing epitaphs – yeehaw

Skitchin' on cosmic vibes

Acute and chronic bummer demolition

Seeking agnostics concerned with social justice and art practice. Let your goon show, get stupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
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umm my aura, it's a dazzling chandelier
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fem crits of pop culture:

I haven't owned a TV since 09

read a brief history of time, still tripping over dark matter

i think asymptotes are a basic life metaphor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I just want to give a shout out to all these Ohio girls keep creeping on my profile.

I can sing a pitch-perfect version of this in a dream I have. Could never go on without that dream.

And this dream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sunflowers and if they get whiplash during a solar eclipse

detroit, it's a blue collar place – can we just get some goddam leftist radio in this town?

Btw I'm a certified philosopher w a lil thing for cognitive science, a self abolitionist impatient for the end of racism, sexism, and the beginning of redistributed capital / debt jubilee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling people that True Romance would have been a better movie if Christopher Walken would've just done it like Eddie Murphy does and played all the roles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i spend most my time on here looking at my own profile like hey he cute
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