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DeceptiveBends

26 M Bielefeld, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Jan 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey - originally from up in the barren wasteland known as northern Scotland, I've been living down here for a couple of years now.

Filling out this box is a bit cringeworthy but ...

I'd like to think I'm pretty active - I love walking up mountains, exploring cities, playing tennis and keeping fit. I'm determined to learn to sail and ski in the next 2 or 3 years.

I've travelled quite a bit - the Middle East, Central America, Indonesia, New Zealand, and I loved working in Cambodia a few years back. Any excuse and I'll be on a plane somewhere.

So other things... Well if you are still reading this I guess you could just ask...

And the strange username... its an old album, randomly chosen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking. Seriously, let's not have any gender stereotyping....

Using big words but spelling terribly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Judging by how my friends like to horrendously imitate / mock the way I speak then I guess it's my accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So, my favourite authors: Graham Greene, Jose Saramago, Alexandre Dumas, Steinbeck, Joseph Conrad.

Music: Muse, Coldplay, Mumford, Elbow, Pink Floyd etc

Movies: Les Mis, Life of Brian, Waltz with Bashir. I even sat through Pitch Perfect recently...

Food. Yes. Preferably tasty and in large quantities :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Penguin paperback books
Holidays
Passport for holidays...
My [now slightly battered] Mac
Gin
Radio 4
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Holidays.

When I can get a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a few G&T's with friends at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... is that I'm pretty poor at admitting private things on a website.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating