Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I seriously don't want to get into this right now but will update
it later. So in short: mom, sister, scaper, browncoat,
Stormtroopers, cancer asskicker, grammar nazi, movie buff,
information hoarder , and snarky PITA.
Also, I am a meat Popsicle. Not classified as human. I might be a
cylon. And not one of the good ones. Pure evil world destroying
I'm also SUPER tired of guys on here not putting up pics. I'm NOT
sorry, but physical attraction is a MUST. I'm not looking for a
friend. And seriously, take a damn shower. Shave. Quit posting
douchey pictures of your abs.
Be a real person. I might like you, flaws and all
Don't waste my time
I'm still regretting that one time I told Chris Pine he was a
douchenozxle and didn't make out with him. Oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to take over the world using duct tape, a match book, liquor
Also, living it
I've acquired a dog and have been rather busy with all that
entails. I like to annoy my neighbours by telling them to shut
their loud ass music off at midnight.
I like to be busy and I hate sitting at home doing nothing.
Lately, I've been busy trying to get a new restaurant open so I'm
kind of crazy with that right now. So if you message me, I might
not respond right away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic replies and baking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My oddly colored eyes
Then they notice my smart mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Star Wars, Star Trek all except the abomination called Enterprise.
Yeah that didn't happen I refuse. Farscape, Firefly, sensing a
pattern yet? Anything that has wormholes or space travel. Weird
British shows and others not so weird. Sherlock! Yes. Random Aussie
soaps. I have recently discovered Hulu and let's just say I have
been glued to it for a while. It's great when you are travelling.
Netflix is one of the greatest inventions EVER. Books. What can I
say? I love them. I am thoroughly convinced that if the world ended
tomorrow, I STILL wouldn't be able to finish my TBR pile. Kindle is
evil it sucks up my soul in 99 cent increments. I read a book a
day. Some serious some pure fluff. Music. Hmmm I think it is
necessary. I love a lot of different bands but seem to gravitate
towards hard or alt rock lately. Old school country up until oh say
Garth Brooks turned into Chris Gaines is tolerable but most rap
makes me want to put a spike in my ear. Exception. Eminem. That boy
can bring some PAIN. when I'm writing I have a soundtrack. Lately
it's been pretty angry. But I blame that on my character. She is
going through a lot right now. Food. Yes please. Anything but fresh
squid or pufferfish I'd prefer to not be creeped out or killed by
my food thank you. Also, I don't like German chocolate cake or
pecan pie. Weird but there ya go. Drinks. Yes please. I really want
to try this new Bakon vodka. Don't know why, but bacon has been on
my mind a lot lately. Stupid Internet always talking about bacon.
So yea me I filled out a WHOLE section
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funny how I have learned there is nothing I can't do without except
books and my sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world and other productive fantasies
And wether the cat is dead. OPEN THE BOX OR NOT??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out and about or watching a movie
And NOT checking Facebook every five minutes to see what
shenanigans my friends are up to. Nope, not at all. By that I mean
I totally am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Privacy isn't really viable these days is it? I like to have a
secret or two, but if you want to know something, just ask. I WILL
however cop to my horribly bad no good love of karaoke. Pathetic
really how I just LOVE making an idiot out of myself for the
amusement of drunks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the right reasons for starting an escort service. You
would enjoy jumping out of " a perfectly good airplane" or if you
want to see a band with me. Or if you think you would enjoy trying
to outsnark, out think or out drink me. I enjoy a good
You want to talk about how to take over the world. Star Wars or if
you just want to talk about quantum physics and wormholes. Also,
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