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DeckOfficer

37 F Charlotte, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 32–52
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of med school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English, French, Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I seriously don't want to get into this right now but will update it later. So in short: mom, sister, scaper, browncoat, Stormtroopers, cancer asskicker, grammar nazi, movie buff, information hoarder , and snarky PITA.

Also, I am a meat Popsicle. Not classified as human. I might be a cylon. And not one of the good ones. Pure evil world destroying 6.

I'm also SUPER tired of guys on here not putting up pics. I'm NOT sorry, but physical attraction is a MUST. I'm not looking for a friend. And seriously, take a damn shower. Shave. Quit posting douchey pictures of your abs.
Be a real person. I might like you, flaws and all
Don't waste my time
Thanks
I'm still regretting that one time I told Chris Pine he was a douchenozxle and didn't make out with him. Oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to take over the world using duct tape, a match book, liquor bottles
Also, living it
I've acquired a dog and have been rather busy with all that entails. I like to annoy my neighbours by telling them to shut their loud ass music off at midnight.
I like to be busy and I hate sitting at home doing nothing.
Lately, I've been busy trying to get a new restaurant open so I'm kind of crazy with that right now. So if you message me, I might not respond right away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic replies and baking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My oddly colored eyes

Then they notice my smart mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Star Wars, Star Trek all except the abomination called Enterprise. Yeah that didn't happen I refuse. Farscape, Firefly, sensing a pattern yet? Anything that has wormholes or space travel. Weird British shows and others not so weird. Sherlock! Yes. Random Aussie soaps. I have recently discovered Hulu and let's just say I have been glued to it for a while. It's great when you are travelling. Netflix is one of the greatest inventions EVER. Books. What can I say? I love them. I am thoroughly convinced that if the world ended tomorrow, I STILL wouldn't be able to finish my TBR pile. Kindle is evil it sucks up my soul in 99 cent increments. I read a book a day. Some serious some pure fluff. Music. Hmmm I think it is necessary. I love a lot of different bands but seem to gravitate towards hard or alt rock lately. Old school country up until oh say Garth Brooks turned into Chris Gaines is tolerable but most rap makes me want to put a spike in my ear. Exception. Eminem. That boy can bring some PAIN. when I'm writing I have a soundtrack. Lately it's been pretty angry. But I blame that on my character. She is going through a lot right now. Food. Yes please. Anything but fresh squid or pufferfish I'd prefer to not be creeped out or killed by my food thank you. Also, I don't like German chocolate cake or pecan pie. Weird but there ya go. Drinks. Yes please. I really want to try this new Bakon vodka. Don't know why, but bacon has been on my mind a lot lately. Stupid Internet always talking about bacon. So yea me I filled out a WHOLE section
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funny how I have learned there is nothing I can't do without except books and my sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world and other productive fantasies

And wether the cat is dead. OPEN THE BOX OR NOT??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out and about or watching a movie

And NOT checking Facebook every five minutes to see what shenanigans my friends are up to. Nope, not at all. By that I mean I totally am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Privacy isn't really viable these days is it? I like to have a secret or two, but if you want to know something, just ask. I WILL however cop to my horribly bad no good love of karaoke. Pathetic really how I just LOVE making an idiot out of myself for the amusement of drunks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the right reasons for starting an escort service. You would enjoy jumping out of " a perfectly good airplane" or if you want to see a band with me. Or if you think you would enjoy trying to outsnark, out think or out drink me. I enjoy a good challenge

You want to talk about how to take over the world. Star Wars or if you just want to talk about quantum physics and wormholes. Also, beer