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27 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I've decided there are a number of personality questions the official list doesn't cover properly. I assume OkCupid will adopt these shortly.

You awake in Berlin, 1936. Do you attempt to kill Hitler?
[ ] Yes, I'm already working on the time machine.
[ ] Yes, I mean, you have to try, right?
[ ] No, do you want to cause a paradox?
[ ] No, I am Hitler.*
*Note, this option is a deal breaker.

Arson is a good thing to do:
[ ] Don't care/have access to gasoline.
[ ] Disagree, of course arson isn't a good thing to do; are you insane?
[ ] Agree, how else will they learn you want decaf?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time, read a ton, and round the hours out with a healthy-ish devotion the Netflix. Perform and write for theater when I can. Seek out cats to pet despite the debilitating allergies. Write sentence fragments. You know, Seattle stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. My strong, Irish nose? My strong, Slovak forehead? Whatever it is, it's strong and European.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Syrup (Barry), The Contortionist's Handbook (Clevenger), Yiddish Policemen's Union (Chabon), House of Leaves (Danielewksi), I, Lucifer (Duncan), The Boy Detective Fails (Meno), Bright Lights, Big City (McInerney), White Teeth (Smith), Cloud Atlas (Mitchell).

Movie: In the Loop, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Royal Tenenbaums (and the whole Wes Anderson set), Little Miss Sunshine, The Big Lebowski. I've actually not seen many movies since Netflix started with all the television shows.

TV!: Arrested Development, Community, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Pushing Daisies, QI, Venture Bros, Futurama, Prison Break.
*Extra points if you know the shame of loving Prison Break.

Music: Jukebox the Ghost, Tally Hall, Kings of Convenience, Head and the Heart, Belle and Sebastian, Wilco, Cosmo Jarvis, Queen, Arctic Monkeys, Eels, Mountain Goats, The Real Tuesday Weld, and the usual many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hot Showers
- Hot Chocolate
- Warm Bed
- Presumably other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would handle situations better than the characters in whatever film, book, show, or newspaper article I'm currently enjoying, despite knowing that I probably wouldn't have survived past the first chapter/act/bar fight in the story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up super late reading or watching movies. Otherwise, out seeing a show or sitting in a cafe reading some more. If someone else organizes an event, I'm there. I'd organize something, but I assume you have to have some kind of license, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess that I sometimes wear glasses but apparently have no good photos featuring them.
You should message me if
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You need a date for a summer zoo trip.