I think my biggest problem is that I don't know how to talk about
myself and not sound like an idiot. I think this might be a more
common problem than I think it is, but I digress. I have two basic
principles that I think would make the world a much better place.
The first is people should learn to laugh at the stupid shit more,
because there is never a lack of stupid shit to laugh at. The
second is people should get their thing on more, whatever their
thing may be. Because really if you are laughing and getting your
thing on everything is better. I have a dry and and often morbid
sense of humor, think Monty Python with a bit of Morrissey mixed
in. I think I may have been British in a past life as a good deal
of my favorite writers and bands come from that lovely country. I
appreciate the beauty in the darker side of life, yet am easily
distracted by shiny things. I have a lot of those kinds of
contradictions, but again that might be a more common problem than
I think it is.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing a horror movie script. Working freelance Art Department gigs when I can get them.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an avid reader and books could take up this entire section so
I'll give you authors: Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis,
Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Terry Pratchet, Sergei Lukyanenko,
J.R.R. Tolkien, Elmore Leonard, Kurt Vonnegut, J.K. Rowling,
Patrick Rothfuss, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Daniel Way, Jim Butcher,
George R. R. Martin and many many more.
Movies again too many to name so directors: Sam Rami (Army of
Darkness is my favorite movie of all time), Terry Gilliam, John
Woo, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Smith, James Cameron, Ridley Scott,
Mel Brooks, Clint Eastwood, Sergio Leone, Clive Barker, Tim Burton,
Darren Aronofsky, Ivan Reitman, Zack Snyder and a million
Music: My favorite band in the world is Roger Clyne and the
Peacemakers, if you don't know who they are don't feel bad, you're
not alone. I like many different bands from many different genres
and as you could probably guess from my other two answers I don't
like making lists. Let's just say my ipod on shuffle can be very
random, it's funny when you get things like "Weird Al" next to
"Christian Death." I've recently become slightly obsessed with The
Birthday Massacre, they have such beautiful lyrics in their songs.
The six things I could never do without
(In no particular order)
Books, Friends, Movies, Music, Humor, a good pair of boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make myself better. How I can challenge myself enough to
stave off life's inevitable boredom.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too,
Thursday I don't care about you, It's Friday I'm in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't seen my "natural" hair color in over a decade.
You should message me if
You want an intelligent conversation.
You want to hang around Hollywood.
You want to watch bad horror movies.
You want to go hiking, or other outdoors things.
You want to go to a concert.
You want someone to be silly with.
You want someone to be serious with.
You want to try out new hole in the wall restaurants.
You want to see the world.
You want to go dancing.
You want to sing karaoke.
You want to bum a clove.
Or you just want to.
Bonus Points: If you can beat me at any video game, but especially
Mario Kart, I really kick ass at Mario Kart.