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track journal DeeBeeDee's Journal ( 4 Entries )
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I'm looking to start a band... |
If you're out there and you play something, lemme know.
So, two guys walk into a bar |
And one of them says,
"I'm having a moral crisis."
And the other one asks why.
Now, the man with the moral crisis explains to the other man how against drug use he is, which is violently, he goes on to say that he's done some illegal substances in the past.
Now the man without the crisis looks with disdain on his troubled friend and asks, "So?"
The man in crisis explains:
I've done some in the past, but I guess I never got high before. I say this because I did it a few nights ago and shit got weird. And now I dont know what to do.
The other man orders a drink, calls the man in crisis a derogatory term for vagina, and sits down at the bar.
Any guesses as to which one was me? :)
"I'm having a moral crisis."
And the other one asks why.
Now, the man with the moral crisis explains to the other man how against drug use he is, which is violently, he goes on to say that he's done some illegal substances in the past.
Now the man without the crisis looks with disdain on his troubled friend and asks, "So?"
The man in crisis explains:
I've done some in the past, but I guess I never got high before. I say this because I did it a few nights ago and shit got weird. And now I dont know what to do.
The other man orders a drink, calls the man in crisis a derogatory term for vagina, and sits down at the bar.
Any guesses as to which one was me? :)
So... |
Who wants to go out with me?
Anybody? Anybody?
Nope, didn't think so. :)
Anybody? Anybody?
Nope, didn't think so. :)
I'm losing my mind.... |
I'm not sure how many people post to complain about this, so if I'm
not in the vast minority feel free to disregard this.
If I don't get sex soon I'm goin to explode. GODDAMNIT. This usually isn't a problem for me. Hell, I've gone almost a year between partners before. I don't know why it's bothering me so much this time around.
It's only been, what? A few months?
I'm not sure. I am sure, however, that if I dont get some soon I may in fact die of sexual frustration...
If I don't get sex soon I'm goin to explode. GODDAMNIT. This usually isn't a problem for me. Hell, I've gone almost a year between partners before. I don't know why it's bothering me so much this time around.
It's only been, what? A few months?
I'm not sure. I am sure, however, that if I dont get some soon I may in fact die of sexual frustration...
