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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Oct 27
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awful at self summaries so here goes nothing.

Hey, I'm Brandon. I made this profile a while back for shits and giggles, and have maintained it on and off to varying degrees since. I won't hold it against anyone if they don't contact me or if I don't get a message back if I end up sending one because lets face it, this site is filled with horny internet dwellers and as a member of the male gender, I am forever burdened by my peers.

I like music, movies, and video games. Music wise I am a fan of heavy metal of all types, but don't let that put you off, aside from my long hair I don't act like the stereotypical metal head that most people see metal fans as.

I am a nerdy gamer, and if you want to play games with me some time I would be more than willing. These days I am mainly on my PC, but I have a PS3 and 360 which I use once in a while. Male or female, I'm always looking for more people to game with.

If you really want to know more about me, the best thing to do is to just send me a message. You would be hard pressed to find a message I wouldn't respond to, since I am always open to conversation, so fire away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as an assistant/receptionist at my local animal hospital. Made the job change fairly recently and it has been nothing but positive changes for me so I want to keep that trend going.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hard to say, I'm not the best judge of that sort of thing honestly. I'd like to think that I am good with talking to and interacting with people since that is basically my job description these days!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My first guess would be the length of my hair, although I don't tend to ask people what they first noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I like cheesy horror films and whatever other film catches my eye at any point in time. Honestly I don't watch many movies lately.
Books: Horror/Thrillers and books on science and religion.
Music: Heavy metal and a few scattered rock bands here and there. I sometimes wish I was more diverse in my musical interests but what can I say, I like what I like.
Games: I play a lot of game of various genres, so I tend to jump around a lot. Sports games don't really interest me, but aside from that I play basically anything else that looks fun/interesting/whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think I could truly list six items without over thinking it so here goes.

My vital organs, cause I need them to live.
My eyes, cause I would rather not be blind.
My ears, cause I like music and tend to enjoy sounds in general.
My sanity, which I hope I don't need to explain.
A place to live, because honestly I doubt I would do very well on the street.

And I guess I should have a more serious response, friends and family. While I do enjoy moments of solitude, I can't imagine being completely cut off from the people I care about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What everyone else tends to think about. Life on a day to day scale mixed in with healthy doses of life on a larger scale, plus whatever else might be on my mind at that point in time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at work, but if it is one of my days off it basically depends if I ended up making plans or not. EXCITING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually quite a sappy person, and some of my favorite moments are things like cuddling while watching movies/listening to music.

Of course that's not really a big secret, as I tend to be a fairly open person so I didn't really know what else to put here.
You should message me if
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Honestly, just message me if you want to. I'm not going to be an asshole unless you warrant me being one. Of course, having a good sense of humor and the desire to have some sort of actual conversation helps as well.

If I get a message that is just "hi" or "hey how are u", that's a pretty big clue that you didn't read my profile, and I would at least hope someone would invest the small amount of time required to skim through my profile before sending me a message.