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25 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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CD of the week/month/whatever: Ufomammut - Eve
Previous CD: Misery Index - Traitors

Look me up on if you want a better idea of what I listen to. Same name as here. I don't know why I bother having a CD of the week, but I kind of enjoy doing it.


Hey, I'm Brandon. I made this profile a while back for shits and giggles, and have maintained it on and off to varying degrees since. I won't hold it against anyone if they don't contact me or if I don't get a message back if I end up sending one because lets face it, this site is filled with horny internet dwellers and as a member of the male gender, I am forever cursed by the burden of my peers.

I like music, movies, and video games. Music wise I am a fan of heavy metal of all types, but don't let that put you off, aside from my long hair I don't act like the stereotypical metalhead that most people see metal fans as.

I am a nerdy gamer, and if you want to play games with me sometimes I would be more than willing. These days I am mainly on my PC or PS3, but I have an Xbox 360 as well which I use once in a while. Male or female, I'm always looking for more people to game with.

I'm not so great at this whole summary thing that seems to be all the rage with kids these days, so if you really want to know more about me, the best thing to do is to just send me a message. You would be hard pressed to find a message I wouldn't respond to, since I am always open to conversation, so fire away.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting work as an assistant at a local animal hospital, other than that not much else at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really hard to say, I always have trouble pinning down these sorts of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My first guess would be the length of my hair, although I don't tend to ask people what they first noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movie: Aliens is awesome and if you don't like it you are bad and should feel bad. But seriously, I like cheesy horror films and whatever other film catches my eye at any point in time.
Books: Horror/Thrillers and books on science and religion.
Music: Heavy Metal - On a big stoner doom kick as of late with bands like Electric Wizard, Sleep, Church of Misery, etc. But I also listen to a ton of death metal, black metal, doom metal, etc. Yes, my music tastes tend to be fairly restricted to the metal genre, but I am open to try new music.
Games: I play a lot of game of various genres, so I tend to jump around a lot. Sports games don't really interest me, but aside from that I play basically anything else that looks fun/interesting/whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vital organs, FOR LIVING.
My eyes, FOR SEEING.
My ears, FOR MUSIC.
My sanity, it helps to have at least some.
My monies, for buying shit that I can't afford and don't need.
A place to live, because if my camping experiences in the past have told me anything, I wouldn't last a month homeless.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What everyone else tends to think about. Life on a day to day scale mixed in with healthy doses of life on a larger scale, plus whatever else might be on my mind at that point in time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really depends, its hard for me to pin down a typical Friday night. If I have work, that occupies my entire evening. Otherwise, I'm doing whatever else strikes my fancy at that given time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually quite a sappy person, and some of my favorite moments are things like cuddling while watching movies/listening to music.

Of course that's not really a big secret, as I tend to be a fairly open person so I didn't really know what else to put here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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Honestly, just message me if you want to. I'm not going to be an asshole unless you warrant me being one. Of course, having a good sense of humor and the desire to have some sort of actual conversation helps as well.

If I get a message that is just "hi" or "hey how are u", that's a pretty big clue that you didn't read my profile, and I would at least hope someone would invest the small amount of time required to skim through my profile before sending me a message.