I squint when I sing Kareoke and I don't know why

There's been about half a dozen times (7 as of December '12) that I've found myself consoling women at bars/clubs about different issues going on in their lives. They start crying as I'm comforting them, and this is usually half an hour into getting to know them.
...I don't know if it's a gift or a curse, but it's getting a little annoying

An anagram for my last name is ' koala sex '

Looking for a Partner in Crime, a girl who loves & lives to laugh and knows how to make me laugh.

...also, I'm NOT a great multitasker, so it's safe to say I won't be cheating on you. Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to handle more than one girl at a time...plus I'm a terrible liar...so I'm ALL yours :-)

Finishing up my masters at Northwestern. And I'd love to combine my passion for Politics and Comedy to leave this Earth better than what it was when I got here in the 80s

Hopefully, I'm really good at making a connection with others, doing cannonballs in the pool, shooting half-court shots, hi-fives, going down stairs, perpendicular parking, and photobombing

I'm also a HUGE Chicago junky and I love helping random tourists find their way around the city. It's like I'm on a Chicago based game show

I win girls over with my long eyelashes then I lose them after I first say something, its usually something stupid. Then they realize I'm not really a jerk (I hope), because I like to joke around with people

...so to sum things up, people notice that I'm NOT Asian

- Books: The Greatest Salesman in the World by OG Mandino
- Movies: Charlie Chaplin & Bad Boys 2 (I really liked that movie) & Amelie (I've never seen the entire movie, but I just know I'll enjoy it)
- Shows: SNL, How I Met Your Mother & The Newsroom
- Music: Beatles
- Food: I find myself ordering chicken a lot

Besides the standard God/Jesus, fam/friends, water, toilet paper etc..

1. laughter
2. a great challenge
3. Feta cheese (I'm Greek)
4. Saved by the Bell & Boy Meets World reruns
5. Pandora or Songza (try it!)
6. Tae-Bo workout VHS tapes (I made a promise to myself that I'd finish the workout and I still haven't gotten around to it)

My autobiography "It's Good to be a Gangsta". I'm just kidding, I don't have an autobiography, nor am I a 'gangsta'

'The Worst Date Ever', ask me about it and you might have the honor of finding out what it's all about :-)

Also, I consider myself to be very nostalgic. I love going to historic (and not so historic) places and envision myself amongst others from another era...but never the Paleolithic Era

Fridays I do back and biceps

FOR THE RECORD: I've noticed a lot you girls like to stay in and drink wine on a Friday night. Holy Moly that's a lot of wine! And be honest, it's probably the '3 buck chuck' from Trader Joes

In 8th grade, I once came across my G.I. Joe action figures and started playing with them for the first time in YEARS. 3 hours later, the 'good guys' won the game in the most elaborate battle ever. It took up the whole family room and it was very factual game playing with actual historical events. I'm pretty sure I even quoted the U.S. Constitution

...if you thought I was going to say something sexual in this section, sorry to disappoint, pervert ;-)

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“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
― Dr. Seuss

If at any point while you read my profile you smiled, go ahead and message me. Your smile might make me smile (wow that sounds cheesy (but not as cheesy as a Dr. Suess quote (I think I'm using too many parenthesis (no, I think it's just fine (or is it?) ) ) ) )