Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sarcastic. Not just a little bit. Very sarcastic. Little of
what I say should be taken seriously. Except what I'm writing here.
This is serious. This is OKCupid, dammit.
I'm a bit of an introvert and a bit of a giant nerd.
I'm a cartoonist in my spare time.
I have an overpowering sense of humor and tend to see the humor in
all things, no matter how inappropriate. As such, I tend to laugh
at inopportune times.
I don't take myself too seriously. I also don't take other people
I'm a big fan of animals. I tend to prefer them to people. People
are okay, I guess.
I don't have any pets of my own, but I like to borrow them from
I have an embarrassingly deep knowledge of pop culture. It
frightens even myself.
I believe people should have a healthy amount of self-awareness and
be able to consider other people's point of view. If other people's
point of view turns out to be stupid, then never mind.
I am very self-sufficient, perhaps to a fault. I don't like to rely
on others for anything I can do myself. If I can't do it myself,
I'll probably take a crack at it, anyway.
I'm not really a morning person or an evening person. Between noon
and 3pm is pretty good.
I dislike unreasonable Republicans, reality TV, unnecessary
gross-out humor and people who walk slowly and block the whole
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jesus, get off my back, Mom.
I majored in art, so I work in office administration.
I do freelance t-shirt designs and illustration on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think I'm a good at drawing. Also, making smart-ass
comments. I'm good with animals. I know a lot about movies I've
never seen. I tend to be able to sneak up on people without really
trying. Those pictures where you're supposed to find ten
differences between them? I'm good at those.
Assembling Ikea furniture. Identifying voices. Problem solving.
Cooking, provided there is a recipe to follow. Determining exactly
the wrong thing to say and when to say it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Buks: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Ender's Game. Les
Miserables. Me Talk Pretty One Day. League of Extraordinary
Gentlemen. Hellboy. The Odyssey. Scott Pilgrim. Currently reading
The Last Testament: A Memoir by God.
Movies: Army of Darkness. Dodgeball. The Incredibles. Mars Attacks.
Beetlejuice. The Big Lebowski. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Serenity.
Shaun of the Dead. Ghostbusters. Young Frankenstein. Hot Fuzz. Kiss
Kiss Bang Bang. The Avengers.
TV: Firefly. Buffy. Lost. Community. Justified. The Daily Show.
Colbert Report. Parks & Rec. The Venture Bros. Pushing Daisies.
Futurama. Arrested Development. Portlandia. Hannibal. Louie. Rick
Music: They Might Be Giants. MC Chris. Flight of the Conchords.
Jonathan Coulton. "Weird Al" Yankovic. Pomplamoose. Lonely Island.
Tenacious D. You know, white boy music.
Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang. Doug Loves Movies. How Did This Get
Made? Harmontown. Thrilling Adventure Hour.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to draw with. Adorable puppies. Comics. Humor. Cheese. An
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Terrible, terrible jokes. Good taglines for movie posters. Muppets.
Monkeys. Really good comebacks to things people said years ago.
Adorable puppies. Revenge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering where the weekend went. Oh wait, there it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
White people all look the same to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a wicked sense of humor. Or a dog I could borrow. Or
you're looking for someone who will appreciate your jokes. Or
someone to watch strange movies with. I'm easy.
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