I am both quiet and loud. Inscrutable and affable. A mystery wrapped inside an enigma, crammed into a riddle and wearing a conundrum like a hat. A turducken of skepticism, curiosity and ennui, if you will.
I'm a cartoonist in my spare time.
I have an overpowering sense of humor and tend to see the humor in all things, no matter how inappropriate. As such, I tend to laugh at inopportune times.
I don't take myself too seriously. I also don't take other people too seriously.
I'm a big fan of animals. I tend to prefer them to people. People are okay, I guess.
I don't have any pets of my own, but I like to borrow them from friends.
I have an embarrassingly deep knowledge of pop culture. It frightens even myself.
I believe people should have a healthy amount of self-awareness and be able to consider other people's point of view.
I am very self-sufficient, perhaps to a fault. I don't like to rely on others for anything I can do myself. If I can't do it myself, I'll probably take a crack at it, anyway.
I dislike organized religion, reality TV, unnecessary gross-out humor and people who walk slowly and block the whole sidewalk.