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Deepinthought33

34 M Milford, CT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
First of all it's online dating. Let's not go into to this too seriously.

I believe every single human is born good. It takes time to get a human to turn bad. But even then, I believe they can choose to turn back to the good side if they want to.

I sit on my TV and watch the couch.

It is far less predictable that way.

"If you can heal the symptoms but not affect the cause, it's quite a bit like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

If you like puns, then what are you waiting for? Send me a message! Even if I'm not interested, I will tell you in an honest, yet still nice and civil way.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm not playing video games, that's for damn sure. I'll have plenty of time to stare into a box when I'm dead.

Right now I pay my bills by being a CNC machinist. The place where I work makes mostly helicopter parts.

I live alone. No one splits the bills with me. Freedom isn't free.

Usually coasting along, thinking about doing grand, noble things. Trying to get people to stop taking pictures of themselves. Writing. My friend told me, after she read my profile that I was very scary. That may be, but that's because humans usually fear the unknown. There is nothing (really) scary about me. Children and dogs love me instantly, and the feeling is mutual. My current occupation does not define me. Planning to save the world, but it won't begin until after I die. Making strangers smile. Starting conversations with strangers in public places just to make them and me feel more human. Learning.
I’m really good at
Stirring emotion, making people laugh and think, fishing, basketball, frying bacon, reading out loud, blasting music, sarcasm and listening. The horizontal mambo. Rolling up/down the passenger side window while driving. Using objects that aren't tools, as tools. Being the leader of a group, though part of me wants to just blend in. Oh, and I cannot wait until zombies are no longer popular. I am also really good at chess, you can't beat me, but please try. Do you know how turned on I would get if you beat me at a game of chess? I punctuate my text messages fully.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think differently and my eyes. I am a wise-ass. I will disagree with you, for fun and to test your reaction and character. I am smiling. The only good thing about you women and you posting closeup pictures with half of your face covered with sunglasses is that I can look in the reflection of the lenses and see how unkempt your living quarters are. How little fashion sense I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Dharma Bums, On The Road, I Heard You Paint Houses, Walden, The Complete Journals Of Lewis And Clark, Larry Bird's autobiography, They Shoot Canoes Don't They?, Days Of Infamy, Black Boy, Of Mice And Men, The Gangs Of New York, Chronicles by Bob Dylan, Freethinkers, The 48 Laws Of Power, Ted Williams-My Way, The Wisdom Of The Native Americans, Uncle Tom's Cabin, To Kill A Mockingbird, Country Living And Thinking, The Doors Of Perception....MOVIES: Caddyshack, Rounders, White Men Can't Jump, Hoop Dreams, Rudy, Full Metal Jacket, Most any documentary, Die Hard 3, Instructional fishing videos, A River Runs Through It, Finding Nemo, The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Aladdin, I do not enjoy watching horror movies and I will do almost anything to avoid watching one. My brain can do without those images floating around in there......SHOWS: Frasier, King Of The Hill, The Simpsons, Any fishing show, The Muppet Show, Original Looney Tunes, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I guess I should mention here that I have not had TV programming at my apartment for about 5 years. I have to go to a friend's house in order to watch sporting events that interest me. A television in the bedroom is a crime. I am no fan of TV, but I won't judge you if you are. I think the TV is one of the biggest reasons that group thinking exists on such a mass level and if everyone got rid of it for a length of time, they wouldn't want it back. They would like thinking for themselves........MUSIC: The Grateful Dead, Phish, Pre-1989 Aerosmith, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Frank Zappa, Santana, Any bluegrass, Steve Vai, Buddy Guy, Deep Purple, almost any non-digital music without lyrics, Jerry Garcia Band, Trey Anastasio Band, AC/DC, Neil Young, KISS, Bob Dylan, Black Sabbath, The Offspring, Sublime, The Doors............FOOD: seafood, sushi, bacon, lasagna, pancakes, cheeseburgers, curly fries, broccoli, green beans, corn on the cob, chocolate, cheesecake, nectarines, white cherries, anything that my father or brother decides to shoot....
The six things I could never do without
I can adapt to almost any situation. And, so can you. Even one without your damn cell phone.

The fact that a vast portion of you will state that you cannot live without coffee is a bit disturbing to me.

The other fact that a majority of the above group will be very offended by the above statement is even more off-putting. I have gotten some "crazy"messages from women defending their coffee ritual (addiction). No need. I do not care if you drink coffee. It really does not bother me one bit. It's just that I am a big-picture thinker and when I think about how many of you list coffee as a must-have it is very interesting to say the least. Coffee Industrial Complex? Ha!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Saving the world. Future conversations. Humping. How I can get better at golf without actually golfing. How I can pull off doing standup comedy with a Halloween mask on. Fishing. I do a lot of fishing in my brain. I do a lot of a lot in my brain. Marriage insurance and how to get it off the ground.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing basketball. Reading. Writing. Avoiding math.

I do have a social life. It doesn't include booze though.

***Did you know that both a "social" fake smile and a real genuine smile start from distinctly different parts of the face? And that if you know where to look, it is very easy to distinguish between the two. Looking at pictures on this website has me thinking, and now writing, that you ladies need some practice at faking it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I am a child, I'll last a while. You can't conceive of the pleasure in my smile."

Also, I will not leave my apartment without having had made the bed first.

And, my eyes glow in the dark.

I like when the sun is in my eyes. It gives me a chance to practice my squint.

I recently started collecting stamps again after a twenty-something year hiatus. I can make anything fun. Anything.

Are you a pixel addict? I can help you kick it.

The duck face needs to stop, people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think. Also, if you like to shake your bum to The Moma Dance because that is the kind of stuff I shake my bum to.