You're going to judge me based mostly on that cover picture aren't you? Then I might as well use the hottest one. Smiley face.
Sometimes you may think that my opening message to you sucked. I'm not apologizing for it, I'm just letting you know that I am aware. And I'd like to encourage you to think outside that opening line, unless you think it was funny, then please do focus on that for the moment.
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot. If you can appreciate a joke of that nature, then you might want to consider reading on.
I've been told that I am intense. (from women on this website after they've read this profile) Ugh.
There is a place in Niantic called The Book Barn. If you like to read you would enjoy a trip there.
It's online dating. Let's not go into this too seriously.
I believe every single human is born good. It takes time to get a human to turn bad. But even then, I believe they can choose to turn back to the good side if they want to.
I sit on my TV and watch the couch.
It is far less predictable that way.
"If you can heal the symptoms but not affect the cause, it's quite a bit like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze."
What most men don't understand is that you have to stimulate a woman's brain before you can stimulate her body. Most of them go straight for the shallow end of the pool, telling women how hot they are, (they already know) which is why they usually fail. Even if a guy is just looking for sex, if he knew anything at all he would know that good sex follows only after a good mental connection. We are not porn stars. (even though some of us could be:) But I digress, the art of courtship is lost on most of the modern man. A damn shame.