I'm easy going, go with the flow, laid back kind of person. I'm very sarcastic/facetious...smartass if you will. If you ain't laughing, you ain't living...is the motto I live by. I'm honest and know when and where to pick my battles or just let something slide. My young, wild days are behind me...for the most part. :p

I'm not looking to hookup...so let's not message me if you are. That includes "you are cute", "Damn, you're sexy", and all other variations. Oh, and I know what "wanna come over and watch a movie/sit in the hot tub?" means. Do girls seriously fall for that? Lol.

Random facts:
-can't whistle, swim or ride a bicycle
-scared of heights and bugs I can't kill.
-I'm a minor gear head...I know more than the average female and don't mind getting greasy. If only I got paid for it... :)
-hate chocolate, flowers and Starbucks.

Anything else, ask!

Working on going back to school for nursing (big surprise, huh? Lol)

Sleeping, eating, breathing, blinking, bowling, pool, reading, speaking, catching myself before a fall, playing off a fall, walking, laughing

My eyes, I guess. Even though I wear glasses. I get compliments on them all the time. "Oh my god, your eyes are absolutely stunning! Can I get sweet tea instead of water?" Lol, true story.

I love food, period. My go-to foods are Italian, sushi, American, anything out of a fryer...

I read A LOT! Lol. Mostly fantasy, true crime, biographies and educational stuffs.

Tv...hmm...Criminal Minds, CSI, trutv, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Face Off, Intervention, Obsessed, lots more...

Movies...I like most movies...just not Ghost Rider...or Eragon.

Music...same, I listen to everything, just depends on mood and what I'm doing. :)

Phone, money (let's face it, its the center of existence), sweet tea (southerner through and through), food source (preferably of the cow variety), reading material, vehicle

society and what they truly expect...do they know? And those who decide what is cool and acceptable...are they themselves cool and acceptable? Or are they wanting what they wish they were? Meh. (Shrug)

laying in bed with a book, listening to Pandora radio...

seriously? I don't know you that well...but....I used to wear diapers. Like 24 years ago...crazy, right? :p

You have a sense of humor, know how to treat a woman, love to laugh and don't take everything seriously, have/working on getting your life together, and know who you are. :)