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DefineInsanity

24 Willow Street, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profiles are so boring aren't they? Wouldn't this be a lot more fun if it were a choose your own adventure? With multiple endings!!!

You find yourself walking through a scary cave all alone. After walking for what seems like forever you happen upon two different routes. One goes left, one right. Which do you choose?

Left - Go to "What I'm doing with my life"
Right - Go to "I'm really good at"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You choose the left path. After walking awhile longer the walls start to change. They become bright green and sky blue. The colors of the video game store I work at (isn't that convenient?). Soon you reach yet another decision. There are stairs straight in front of you, or you could open a door to your right.

Stairs - Go to "Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food"
Door - Go to "The first thing people usually notice about me"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You follow the path to the right for hours until you come upon a room. It is filled with what seems like junk. Guitar Hero instruments. Juggling balls. A sign that says "Being Loyal" (*wink wink*). After climbing over piles of the stuff you see two exits. A red door, and a blur door.

Red Door - Go to "The first things people usually notice about me"
Blue Door - Go to "The six things I could never do without"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After closing the door behind you, you notice you are now in a room with a statue of a man. The man is handsome, and looks very charming. Seriously, you're taken aback by how cute he is. Time to move on? No you stare for a few more minutes. Seriously this statue is good looking. Alright, alright. "Time to move", you say to yourself silently. Stairs to the left, a hallway on the right.

Stairs - Go to "Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food"
Hallway - Go to "I spend a lot of time thinking about"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
After climbing what seemed like a never ending staircase you reach a huge room with walls filled with different books, movies, music and even some video games. You look around the room, first at the book section.

The wall is lined with different series of books. Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Inheritance. Even the Walking Dead comics are there.

Next you move on to The movie section. Inception, The Prestige, The Avengers, Iron Man, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, and Sherlock Holmes are just a few of the dvds and blu rays that fill the wall up.

The next section are box sets of a variety of TV shows. How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Elementary, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Community, Walking Dead, and Psych are among the many others.

Next you see a library of music. Everything from Muse to Metallica fill the wall. Some more you see are Avenged Sevenfold, Linking Park, Sick Puppies, Three Days Grace, and Chevelle. Then you find yourself in the electronic music section where you probably don't recognize any of the group names. So you move on.

After walking passed all of the books, movies, tv shows, and music you find yourself in a dining room with a table filled with food. Pizza, BLTs, candy, bacon, candied bacon, and gallons of chocolate cover the table top.

Then you see two exits. A black door and a white door.

Black Door - Go to "On a typical Friday night I am"
White Door - Go to "You should message me if - Ending 1"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After closing the blue door you realize you're in an empty room with nothing but a giant sign on the far wall. On it there is what looks like a list. The list is as follows:

-Friendship
-Work/Money
-Technology
-Video Games
-Food
-Probably Air or something. I don't know. Six is such a weird number. Probably Should have stopped making this sign at five.

Confused you look for the way out of the room. A corridor to the left. And a door to the right.

Corridor - Go to "I spend a lot of time thinking about"
Door - Go to "The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
After even more walking (Sorry I'm making you walk a lot, unless you like walking. If so, you're welcome) you come upon yet another room. In the room a pedestal with a book laying open on it. You walk over and read the page that is open. Entitled "My inner most thoughts", it reads as follows:

"Dragons are so cool. So is space. Its SO big. Like really no one can even fathom how big it is, and that's how big it is."

Instead of reading the rest of what sounds like a GREAT book, you decide to continue your journey. You face two more doors. One gold, one silver.

Gold Door - Go to "The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
Silver Door - Go to "You should message me if - Ending 2"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Closing the black door behind you you step into a room with a screen playing a movie. It seems to be a reel of a man doing different activities. Bowling, playing video games, watching netflix, hanging out with friends and working are all different parts of the movie. You quickly become bored and decide to move on. Looks like there is only one way out of this room. An escalator!

Escalator! - Go to "You should message me if - Ending 3"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You go through the door and find yourself in a completely empty room. After searching the room you find a small slip of paper with writing on it. It says, "I don't really keep secrets, seriously if you want to know something just ask!" You throw the paper aside, confused by its meaning. After awhile of thinking you shrug and decide to take the only exit you see. Stairs.

Stairs - Go to "You should message me if - Ending 4"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Ending 1: You close the white door and realize this is it. You've reached your destination. A man stands in the middle of the room. "Hello, I am Shaun, nice to meet you.", he says very friendly. You respond by...well, that is totally up to you now...How do you respond?

- Ending 2: You shut the silver door, and walk into a room. This must be the end. A man walks out of the shadows towards you. "My name is Shaun", he says, "Would you join me?" He holds out his hand waiting for your response...

- Ending 3: You reach the top of the escalator, realizing you got to ride a freakin' escalator (seriously, how cool is that?) A man stands in the middle of the room. "Enjoy the escalator ride?", he asks, "I'm Shaun, nice to finally meet you...

- Ending 4: You reach the top of the winding staircase, tired after your long journey. You see a man in the middle of the room and decide he must be the end. As you take a step towards him a hungry tiger jumps out of nowhere and eats you. Better luck next time!

Alright so you've reached the end. I hope you've enjoyed my corny profile and I apologize to those of you who got ending number 4. But you know how these things work, there always has to be one bad ending, right? Well for those of you who lasted this long, I look forward to hearing from you, hopefully :)

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