If you can relate to this statement, we'll probably get along. If you're offended by it.. well, you get the point.
Ill try my luck anyway!
I'm a smart ass. In fact, My ass is SO smart, that It was accepted to Harvard but couldn't attend because they saw that I was still attached to it. My ass might very well be the smartest part of me, regrettably...
I'm just a real guy, I'm not trying to be someone else for the sake of getting a date on here. With that in mind, I wont reveal too much about myself therefore, A) Encouraging more questions,and B) Preventing pre-judgment in you the reader! Isn't that how we do it in real life?
I'm looking for an adventurous and creative type of woman with some sort of edge to her. But most of all, be original. Surprise me!
I happen to have a friend here on OK cupid (that's a girl)
that recently started a profile. To my astonishment, she literally gets about 50 or more views a day, and at least 10 pointless or inappropriate messages in the same time frame. With that knowledge, I've now experienced what most of you frustrated ladies are going through by simply having a profile with pictures on this dating circus, and that if you bother responding to even one of my most cleverly spun e-mails, its totally AMAZING! I am most grateful for you taking the time to do so..because I would never have the patience it if the situation was reversed.
With that said,
If you are wondering why my profile is so direct, and so full of hard criticism, consider the fact that I'm competing with Millions of horny, creepy dudes that might be married or live in their mom's basement. Now I don't scan other men's profiles, but I figure most guys on here meet that description, therefore it lessens my chances of you responding to my witty attempts, (as I stated previously) as you probably DO assume I'm a creepy dude from NJ that lives in his moms basement.
I simply write MY profile in an attempt to STAND OUT. I know it does. Perhaps it offends, perhaps it confuses, perhaps it's simply is too long for anyone to want to read. The bottom line is that it's unique. Sometimes people say: "Hey, why don't you just play ball and write a bullshit, optimistic profile like everyone else on here? You'll probably get more dates you know!" But the truth is, I wouldn't even know where to start.