If you can relate to this statement, we'll probably get along. If you're offended by it.. well, you get the point.
Ill try my luck anyway!
I'm a smart ass. In fact, My ass is SO smart, that It was accepted to Harvard but couldn't attend because they saw that I was still attached to it. My ass might very well be the smartest part of me, regrettably...
I'm just a real guy, I'm not trying to be someone else for the sake of getting a date on here. With that in mind, I wont reveal too much about myself therefore, A) Encouraging more questions,and B) Preventing pre-judgment in you the reader! Isn't that how we do it in real life?
I'm looking for an adventurous and creative type of woman with some sort of edge to her. But most of all, be original. Surprise me!
**Disclaimer: You are wondering why my profile is so direct, so full of hard criticism? Consider this: on this dating site I'm competing with Millions of horny, creepy dudes. Now I don't scan other men's profiles, but I figure most guys on here meet that description, therefore it lessens my chances of you responding to my witty attempts, as you probably assume I'm a creepy dude from NJ that lives in his moms basement. I simply write my profile in the attempt to STAND OUT. I know it does.. perhaps it offends, perhaps it confuses, perhaps it's simply is too long for anyone to read. The bottom line is that it's unique! Sometimes people say: "Hey, why don't you just play ball and write a bullshit, optimistic profile like everyone else on here? You'll probably get more dates you know!" But the truth is, I wouldn't even know where to start.