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Defunct-Airline

36 M Rutherford, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
They keep telling me that this site caters to the hipster. Well...I regret to inform you that I don't quite meet that criteria for a number of reasons, Two of which include: The fact that I was born and raised here, and that that my rent is not paid by my upper middle class parents back in the suburbs in Ohio.
If you can relate to this statement, we'll probably get along. If you're offended by it.. well, you get the point.
Ill try my luck anyway!

I'm a smart ass. In fact, My ass is SO smart, that It was accepted to Harvard but couldn't attend because they saw that I was still attached to it. My ass might very well be the smartest part of me, regrettably...

I'm just a real guy, I'm not trying to be someone else for the sake of getting a date on here. With that in mind, I wont reveal too much about myself therefore, A) Encouraging more questions,and B) Preventing pre-judgment in you the reader! Isn't that how we do it in real life?

I'm looking for an adventurous and creative type of woman with some sort of edge to her. But most of all, be original. Surprise me!

**Disclaimer: You are wondering why my profile is so direct, so full of hard criticism? Consider this: on this dating site I'm competing with Millions of horny, creepy dudes. Now I don't scan other men's profiles, but I figure most guys on here meet that description, therefore it lessens my chances of you responding to my witty attempts, as you probably assume I'm a creepy dude from NJ that lives in his moms basement. I simply write my profile in the attempt to STAND OUT. I know it does.. perhaps it offends, perhaps it confuses, perhaps it's simply is too long for anyone to read. The bottom line is that it's unique! Sometimes people say: "Hey, why don't you just play ball and write a bullshit, optimistic profile like everyone else on here? You'll probably get more dates you know!" But the truth is, I wouldn't even know where to start.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a photo retoucher/designer turned evil. I'm also a rising internet sensation. Ask.
I’m really good at
I fly planes and I crash cars, but sometimes I fly cars and I crash planes.
Voice impersonations, I can do anyone..try me.
I sort of play guitar.
I have perfect pitch. Test me.
I can Beatbox like motha-fu*ka
I used to be able to breathe fire, but please don't ask me to try that one anymore.
They also say I'm good with all that Photoshop business, but I don't really see how that's much of a skill. It's kind of just a Knee-Jerk reaction at this point. Yes, all of my pics are totally fake. I'm really 300lbs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For books, I enjoy reading Sci-Fi Dystopia. I'm also a big fan of Self-Destructive novelists that choose to write about there own mixed up lives. Books like these simply allow me to feel better about the things I'm doing wrong in my life. I'm also a major Lovecraft fan.

Movies, i would say are a very important part if my life, what can I say? Im a movie snob! Infact, it seems I'm SUCH a movie snob that I strongly believe that pretty much 90 percent of movies that come out these days are total crap. I truly believe that there is very little creativity left in this medium and that a majority of the movies made these days are to sell products to easily brainwashed masses. But you already knew that.
Lets talk about what I LIKE rather than what I DON'T like. I would say I'm really into Sci-Fi and Horror. Especially stuff from the 50s and 60s. I also have a soft spot or ridiculous action films. The 80s were of course the golden age of these fabulous body counts! Last but not least, I totally dig Italian spaghetti Westerns.. In Italian preferably. Ask me about movies if you don't want me to shut up...Ii can go on forever.

Musically, I would say I’m not so predictable:
I don't really like labels, but..
I'm into Punk, Metal, Ridiculous Metal, Prog. Rock, Goth, Electronic, Even some o’ that Country is ok.. as long as its about fu*ked up subject matter. I do consider myself a music snob. That means I might hate your music.

Please be a music snob too, I feel very lonely is this world and in this current age of music. I've also become a record addict, Take me record shopping and win my heart.

Food: I don't l like seafood. Seriously. Indian is cool, as well as other spicy things!
The six things I could never do without
Guitars, music, defiance, creativity, photoshop, questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If machines were to come to rule this planet one day, how useful I would really be to them. What I mean is that my job and my skills serve them no purpose whatsoever! Perhaps I would be reduced into fertilizer to help feed the "useful" human population. But who would they be?

Also..what role would i fill in a previous decade, for example: who would I be if it were the 1890s? if it were the 1920s? if it were the 1950s? The 80s?
All interesting questions...

I also frequently contemplate
My inevitable Corpse, and where it will end up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping out of trouble. Results may vary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find that my potential dates on OKcupid that reside in the city, (where I used to live) have High match numbers with me, and those who live in the suburbs (where I now live) have very low scores. I'm not sure I understand the reason for this, can one of you charming and intelligent ladies explain?

I don't float in water well. To top that off, I cant swim. Bummer.

I recently confirmed my Canadian Citizenship. I mean hey, can you blame me? But please ladies, no marriage proposals, ok?

Also, I've been seriously contemplating how much better life might be as a Cyborg.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I used to be set on finding that someone that doesn't have a great deal of emotional baggage, but then one day I woke up and realized that at OUR age, we are ALL crazy. So in other words, its ok for you to be crazy, because at this stage in the game, I'm far from sane.

You want to go on long distance road trips to far away places on the weekends for the purpose of photographing strange things.

I'm looking for someone that can sit me down, shut me up, teach me 10 things that I don't already know.. and make me laugh while you're at it.

You are switched-on and you have an opinion.

You're in the market for a creative, down to earth individual with a touch of sarcasm in nearly everything he says.

You actually have a real, authentic SENSE OF HUMOR. You'll be surprised how many of you don't.

You are the real thing.

Otherwise, go ahead, Make my day...