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Defyne0

28 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm infamous for overanalyzing things, but I try to be clever and funny about it.

I use atheism as a religion. That means that I take comfort in scientific knowledge the way that I imagine religious people take comfort in prayer. Pondering how there are more cells in my body than stars in the galaxy somehow cheers me up, then makes me think I should lose some weight, then cheers me up again. Then I remember that a small percentage of those cells and stars are out to kill me, but I get over it and watch batman or something.
What I’m doing with my life
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A plurality of my enjoyment comes from spending time with my dog, Fenrir, and taking her to the park. I spend a lot of time reading, watching movies, and cooking meals that accidentally end up being vegan.

I'm in the middle of buying a house on my own, so my time has recently been monopolized by signing things. Just...signing things. Digitally. In ink. In blood under the watchful eye of Sauron. I can't wait to move in and have a yard and do silly homeowner things like try to grow a garden and make an office where I can pretend to write things.

I work at a television station, mostly producing short videos for air. Sometimes they send me around the word to film things. I've been to Tanzania, China, India, and Thailand for such purposes. Next up is a return to India in mid-late September.
I’m really good at
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Finding the right words in life and the wrong words in scrabble. Overanalyzing things until they combust under my watchful stare.
Telling myths and fairy tales. Being there for people in ways they rarely realize.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice my dog and ignore me. She's a rescue. The shelter I found her at chopped off her tail, which pissed her off enough that she felt the need to intimidate them. They were going to put her down, but I ended up adopting her. It turns out she is very friendly so long as you don't amputate parts of her body. Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If On a Winter's Night a Traveler, Geek Love, The Corrections, The Stranger, House of Leaves, S, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Little Prince, Stiff, White Noise, Watership Down, The Sounding, Cosmicomics

Movies: Harvey, Baxter, The Fountain, Toys, Up, Metropolis, Sunset Boulevard, There Will Be Blood, Fantastic Mr. Fox, My Life as a Dog, Cinema Paradiso, Inception, Let the Right One In, Fight Club, Being John Malcovich, Adaptation, Synecdoche NY, Batman Returns, City of Lost Children

Shows: Breaking Bad, Fringe, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, The Twilight Zone, Hannibal, Modern Family, Community, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

Music: Andrew Bird, Arcade Fire, Datarock, The Decemberists, Fleet Foxes, Modest Mouse, Mountain Goats, Murder By Death, Muse, Of Montreal, Radiohead, Sunset Rubdown, TV on the Radio (I am oblivious to popular music. I don't even know what a Lady Gaga is.)

Food: I like cooking, but cooking good food for one can be a bit difficult. I'm not vegan, but a lot of times I'll cook something that turns out really good and then hours later come to the realization that it was vegan or vegetarian. Don't believe me? Guess you'll just have to talk me into cooking for you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog, Fenrir
2. Bookshelves
3. Halloween
4. A good story
5. Ice water
6. Having no clue which thing "I could never do" without the above 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As nerdy as this is, I can just sit there and think about how big the universe is. It fascinates me how infinite time is, and how even light--the fastest thing out there--can take centuries to get here from the nearest stars. The immensity of this playing field creates a nearly infinite sample set of planets and conditions that practically necessitates the seemingly-impossible: life.

Either that, or I'm still thinking about how upset I was about how Lost ended.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling little-known greek myths or Grimm fairy tales while not entirely sober, stuck at work late trying to finish a project, putting an unfathomable amount of effort into not killing my latest orchid, or playing some video game that doesn't involve shooting things. But not all on the same Friday. At least not yet. One of these Fridays...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Even the longest-lasting condiments manage to expire in my refrigerator? I am embarrassingly good at Guitar Hero? I can do like 200 crunches, but only 30ish push-ups? When I was five I would put on magic shows? Mall Easter Bunnies freak me out? One summer in high school I helped on an awful Troma film and appear in it as a zombie? I use needless question marks at the end of statements when I'm not sure I'm answering a question satisfactorily?
You should message me if
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you aren't a fan of the questions here. I feel like the dumb little OK Cupid marshmallow robot needs to buy me a drink before asking things like "would you cut someone during sex if they asked for it?"

I'm always up for a good conversation or friendly debate. I'm perfectly capable of making platonic friends, and I tend not to completely make up my mind about a person just because we had dinner together over a couple drinks.

I want a serious relationship that I can dedicate myself to. When I end up with someone, I want it to be a reasonably intelligent atheist who likes animals. I don't really have a "type" beyond that. If asked to conjure up an image of the perfect woman, I don't really rule much out, so my mind just sort of goes blank from infinite possibilities. If we click, I'll find the beauty in what you do, regardless of whether you're trying to save the world or take it over.