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DeiSubNumine

24 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Manic pixie dream guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work hard.
Play hard.
Do everything.
See everywhere.
Love everyone.
Be happy.
How hard can it be?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out dating profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like that Irish kid from Glee!"

"Are you British??" #drunkPeopleQuestions

"Wow, your eyes are really blue."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, most Stephen King and Neil Gaiman, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Dune, Ender's Game. I enjoy most of the classics (Brave New World, Lolita, 1984, Pride and Prejudice, Invisible Man, Middlemarch, and such), but these days I tend to not seek them out in my spare time after spending four years overanalyzing classics for a useless degree I don't use; I gravitate more towards modern fiction in my spare time.

My top 3 movies in no particular order are Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, and The Shawshank Redemption. What can I say? I like Tom Hanks. Outside of those, I have an irrational love of terrible Nicolas Cage movies rivaled only by how far I'll go to defend Ke$ha as musically talented. I have good arguments for both. Seriously.

Shows: Humans, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The X-Files, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Dollhouse, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, etc.

Music: Almost anything; heavy on EDM, classic rock, and prog metal these days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends--the family away from family.
Media (consumption, not social. But that too.)
Internet
Food; excellent food is NYC's greatest luxury.
Caffeine/sleep; they're interchangeable.
Adventures

Sorry, no, scratch adventures. It's been appropriated by the 'I don't really know what I want out of life so I'm just going to have adventuuuuures!' crowd of our generation. Let's go with shenanigans instead--good word, shenanigans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How best to answer this question without sounding either pretentious or insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I reject the idea of a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything.

No, seriously, anything. And believe me, I have plenty of stories.
You should message me if
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You want to make the world a slightly less boring place.