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23 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Manic pixie dream guy.

What I’m doing with my life
Is this just real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from Queen's Greatest Hits.
I’m really good at
Anything I put a modest amount of effort into.

The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, almost always the bright blue eyes.

Recently though people have been on a (largely alcohol-fueled) kick of thinking I'm British, Australian, or vaguely European for no discernible reason.

I'm not, but it's kind of flattering in a David Tennant sort of way.

Oh, and apparently I'm a dead ringer for the Irish kid from Glee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, most Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Dune, Ender's Game, The Ghost in the Shell; most fantasy and sci-fi, really, with a slight preference towards modern fiction. I'm okay with most of the classics: Brave New World, Lolita, 1984, Pride and Prejudice, Invisible Man (and The Invisible Man, for that matter) and so on; I just tend to not seek them out in my spare time since I've spent entirely too long overanalyzing them for a useless degree I don't even use.

My top 3 movies in no particular order are Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, and The Shawshank Redemption. (What can I say? I like Tom Hanks.) Outside of those, I have an irrational love of terrible Nicolas Cage movies rivaled in passion only by the degree to which I'll defend Ke$ha as musically talented. I have good arguments for both, I swear.

Shows: American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The X-Files, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Dollhouse, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Baccano!...I could go on.

Music: Almost anything. TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE~ #goat

Food: Anything I cook (recently, that means awesome sesame chicken and cinnamon/brown sugar apple crepes), and a fair number of things I can't. Halal food trucks are my spirit animal.
The six things I could never do without

Okay, scratch that, I go without sleep entirely too often. How about...cats? Let's go with cats--they're adorable gods of the internet, after all.

(One of my roommates has a cat with Parkinson's. It may only be able to zombie-cat-shuffle and it gets stuck in corners sometimes, but I swear the twitching and drooling is usually adorable.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People--what makes them tick, how they're thinking, what they are to me. What they are to others. Everything about them, really.

I sometimes have to stop and remind myself who I am. It's easy to lose sight of yourself here--to be crushed under the weight of the city's millions of broken and breaking dreams. I am John's terminal, dying sense of uniqueness.

Broken dreams aren't so bad, though; picking up the pieces means getting to start all over again with something new and incredible. Head in the clouds or stuck in the ground, dreams are what shape your life.

I may not know what I'll be doing two weeks from now, much less two years, but I know it'll be one hell of a ride. Care to join?
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking ass and chewing bubble gum.

And I'm all outta ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

No, seriously.

Open book, no filter, and I love telling stories.

One time, I stole a fireplace poker from Dartmouth's library by shoving it down a guy's pants. Two years later, I did it again.

My senior year of college wind ensemble, as concert master and lead clarinet, I played my last concert drunk. Never before has the solo in The Little Mermaid's Under the Sea been so beautiful.

At the age of twelve, I got to meet my mom's nudist boyfriend and play ping pong with him. He was pantsless (but wearing a shirt, curiously enough.) I spiked the ping pong ball into his dick.

Shall I go on?...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think gender norms shouldn't box women into always waiting for men to make the first move. A game with only one opening play isn't very exciting, now is it?