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22 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 9:52pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Other, but not too serious about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from Queen's Greatest Hits.
Recently though people have been on a (largely alcohol-fueled) kick of thinking I'm British, Australian, or vaguely European for no discernible reason.
I'm not, but it's kind of flattering in a David Tennant sort of way.
Oh, and apparently I'm a dead ringer for the Irish kid from Glee.
My top 3 movies in no particular order are Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, and The Shawshank Redemption. (What can I say? I like Tom Hanks.) Outside of those, I have an irrational love of terrible Nicolas Cage movies rivaled in passion only by the degree to which I'll defend Ke$ha as musically talented. I have good arguments for both, I swear.
Shows: American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The X-Files, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Dollhouse, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Baccano!...I could go on.
Music: Almost anything. TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE~ #goat
Food: Anything I cook (recently, that means awesome sesame chicken and cinnamon/brown sugar apple crepes), and a fair number of things I can't. Halal food trucks are my spirit animal.
Okay, scratch that, I go without sleep entirely too often. How about...cats? Let's go with cats--they're adorable gods of the internet, after all.
(One of my roommates has a cat with Parkinson's. It may only be able to zombie-cat-shuffle and it gets stuck in corners sometimes, but I swear the twitching and drooling is usually adorable.)
I sometimes have to stop and remind myself who I am. It's easy to lose sight of yourself here--to be crushed under the weight of the city's millions of broken and breaking dreams. I am John's terminal, dying sense of uniqueness.
Broken dreams aren't so bad, though; picking up the pieces means getting to start all over again with something new and incredible. Head in the clouds or stuck in the ground, dreams are what shape your life.
I may not know what I'll be doing two weeks from now, much less two years, but I know it'll be one hell of a ride. Care to join?
And I'm all outta ass.
Open book, no filter, and I love telling stories.
One time, I stole a fireplace poker from Dartmouth's library by shoving it down a guy's pants. Two years later, I did it again.
My senior year of college wind ensemble, as concert master and lead clarinet, I played my last concert drunk. Never before has the solo in The Little Mermaid's Under the Sea been so beautiful.
At the age of twelve, I got to meet my mom's nudist boyfriend and play ping pong with him. He was pantsless (but wearing a shirt, curiously enough.) I spiked the ping pong ball into his dick.
Shall I go on?...
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