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DekalogVI

19 F Helsinki, Finland

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Portuguese (Fluently), Czech (Okay), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a false advertisement, I'm not as cute, funny or smart in real life. I'm also a Strong Independent Black Womyn.

I'm a young, South-American world-traveler currently living in Finland. I've been around a lot and lived in the UK, Switzerland, (my lovely) Czech Republic and a few other places.

I enjoy messing with people, thus can be quite unpleasant. I'm a major pain in the ass, really. I like funny and witty people, so if you're like that come and talk to me. If you're a Monty Python fan I already consider you my brother.

I'm very interested in martial arts. I enjoy kicking ass and getting my ass kicked. I'm currently involved with BJJ, Karate and MMA so don't mess with me, brah. (Now Muay Thai too <333)

I'm pansexual. Damn right, 2edgy4u. No, I don't fuck trees. Maybe I should, but I don't. I also like ferrets but I don't fuck those either, the main reason is that I just couldn't find a way to do it yet.

P.S.: Due to a cunt of a friend giving me bad advice, I'm sporting a bad haircut and dye job. I'm working on fixing this, though.
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling the world, learning different languages, teaching different things, meeting different people.

I hop from country to country, either for tourism or studies (Majorly my destinations' language and culture), and try to make the most out of it until I get a new opportunity somewhere else. I have no idea where I'll end up, and that only makes it better.

I'm involved with volunteer work as much as possible, specially with the disabled. When I'm done with my world travelling thingy, I plan on stopping for a few years to get a degree on Chemistry (I currently study Economics, though, but that's a long story). Hopefully a Masters in Physical Chemistry? I fucking love that shit.

Also, watching BBW dwarf porn. You go girl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting into extremely passionate discussions about ordinary/irrelevant things and convincing people to join me in overly impulsive activities. Also, pottery. No, seriously, I'm really good at pottery. (+10 points if you're willing to reenact that scene of Ghost but with a dick-shaped vase instead while Righteous Brothers plays in the background; +20 points if you want to make that idea into a gay porn starring Tom Cruise and Nicolas Cage, with a Sasha Grey cameo) And looking like I just came out of a bad porno.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my fiery red hair and ridiculous amount of body jewelry (Though I don't normally use them all frequently, I just enjoy the feeling of cold metal being shoved into my skin. No, really).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I listen to a variety of different artists from a variety of
genres, like Tropkillaz, Ani DiFranco, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Led Zeppelin, Anaal Nathrakh, Divokej Bill, Beltaine, Elvis Presley, Amon Amarth, Tom Waits, Buraka Som Sistema, Ganja White Knight, Johann Pachelbel, Korpiklaani, Opeth, Frank Sinatra, Black Sabbath, Orphaned Land, Turisas, Roni Size, Cacife Clandestino, Kultiration, Hibria, Eluveitie, Alestorm, Tyr, Lynyrd Skynyrd and the list goes on, and on, and on...
I'm also into Brazilian musicians and groups, such as Ney
Matogrosso, Chico Buarque, Caetano Veloso, Criolo, Cazuza, Tom Jobim, Milton Nascimento, Clara Nunes, Adoniran Barbosa, Mamonas Assassinas, Raimundos and others.

Movies: Some titles I like are Big Fish, Fargo, The Big Lebowski,
Reservoir Dogs, The Ladykillers, Goodfellas, Ocean's 11, Fight
Club, Shaun of the dead, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, every Monty Python one (I FUCKING LOVE MONTY PYTHON), The Lord of the Rings series, Perfume, Back to the Future series, Hellraiser, Alucarda, Cannibal Holocaust, Dead Alive, The Hills have eyes and The Last house on the left. I really enjoy horror films, and admit to finding the old, trashy, low-budget ones to be the most entertaining. On the other hand, I'm a huge fan of Kieślowski, specially his Dekalog TV series (As you can see by the username, referring to it's sixth part).

Books: Some of my very favourite titles are 1984, Animal Farm,
Bratya Karamazovy, The Hellbound Heart, Memórias de um Sargento de Milícia, Dom Casmurro, The Unbearable Lightness of Being and The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Games: It happens on occasion, mostly when I have some friends or brothers over. I don't mind it and find it quite fun, even if I'm not that good at it and they are bound to win most of the time. I enjoy just watching them play as well. If I am to play by myself, it's usually familiar titles from growing up, like Pokémon, Conker's Bad Fur Day (love this shit.), Banjo-Kazooie, Shadow of the Colossus, The Legend of Zelda and so on. When out of stuff to do I may venture myself on some horror-ish ones like Amnesia or Rule of Rose, but that's usually about it. As for board games, I'm a Risk mastermind, so beware.

Food: Soy is the absolute love of my life <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passport
Ferrets (and otters, and polecats and all that stuff that look like weasels)
Coffee/Tea
Soy
Silk
Cotton T-shirs (Oh god)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why on earth do I put so much effort on learning those insane, beautiful, useless languages (I'm looking at you, Czech - And now at you too, Finnish. Seriously, the fuck am I doing?). Also, why do people automatically assume I'm into BDSM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in some random pub or concert with people I may or may not know. I always end up magically teleporting home in the morning, though. When I'm not really in the mood to destroy my liver, I'm probably home watching some shitty films wearing polka dot pajamas or playing the 3DS my brother got me recently. It looks just as sexy as it sounds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ride a bike :-c

Also, I'd do Bill Hicks. Yes, currently. Yes, I know he's dead (always up for some necrofunlia).
You should message me if
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you'd like to chat to a woman who manages to study different languages and chemistry/physics/biology on her own, watch every episode of southpark, the colbert report and the daily show, train different martial arts, go to every interesting gig, keep up with a Czech degree on economy and volunteer - all while making sure she has time to just sit around and drink coffee while complaining of boredom;

you have something interesting to say;

you speak some weird language I don't, or you can help me with the impossible language that is Finnish;

you have nothing better to do and have something in common;

you would like to train some brazilian jiu jitsu with me;

you let me be Yoshi on Mario Kart/Party/Tennis/SuperSmashBros/Anything. I'm also black army at Risk and red car on The Game of Life;

you're a shy qt who would like to cuddle while watching Monty Python films/really shitty horror flicks and/or old cartoons ;_;

Or not, and just feel like arguing and calling me on my bullshit,
that's fine too. Actually, forget the rest. Only message me if you want to argue and call me on my bullshit.

Being near Helsinki would be great so we could hang out, but I don't really care where you are (: