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25 El Sobrante, CA Man


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Last online
Today – 5:52pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Metaphor, Outrage, cooking amazing food, Nature at Night, Dinosaurs, Space, Calm, Analytical, Observant, Calculating, unsympathetic, Upbeat Cynic, Contrarian, Detached, Adrift, logic guided by instinct, unstructured. I'll just put words instead of typing something cohesive, cause I tried and I didn't like it one-two bit.

I'm somewhat understated in person usually, that or overstated, but never properly stated.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from UCLA in Physics, concluding my unpleasant tumble with the academic giant. Might go for engineering, Ochem, or physics. Hard to say at this point. Whichever wind is favorable.

Exploring the structure of the mind and trying to adapt myself to live in the most natural state possible. Leaving a lasting whimsical influence on those with whom I associate, and making a technological contribution, learning always, trolling those that lack lucidity with an assortment of moral relativism and ethically dubious philosophy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I s'poze I'm relatively good with computers, bicycle wheels, physics, math, and writing. I generally just get to a level of proficiency with whatever my interests are that satisfies me, then drop them and learn something else. I can also write some quipy shit, but I hope to be able to write some complete much more complete and flush fiction in the near future.

League of Legends, esp ADC
Cooking, esp steak spaghetti sauce
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the brisk movement and cammo coat. I seem standoffish at first glance (because I'm actually an alien/dinosaur/robot/hologram from the spirit world.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Films: Big Lebowski, Das Boot, Gladiator, The Life Aquatic, Adaptation, Fargo, Burn After Reading, Collateral, 12 Monkies, Brazil, Kingdom of Heaven, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 1/2, Predator, No Country for Old Men, A Serious Man, Stranger than Fiction, Last of the Mahicans, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious Basterds, The Man Who Wasn't There, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, A Midnight Clear, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Usual Suspects, The Thing, Amores Peros. Directors [Coen Brothers, Ridley Scott, Michael Mann, James Cameron, Quentin Tarantino, Terry Gilliam]

Music: Mainly Psytrance, Psybient, Chillout, Ambient, Jethro Tull, Poets of the Fall, Global Underground Electric Calm, Traffik, Biosphere, Carbon Based Lifeforms, DJ Sasha, RJD2, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Derek and the Dominos, Nirvana, Orishas, Hilltop Hoods, Lilly Allen, Garbage, John Digweed, Banco de Gaia, Dousk, Ailo.

Novels: I don't make it through all that many books of late. But I do enjoy most of the stuff by Michael Crichton, assorted Sci-fi shorts, Othello (well really Iago,) Lolita, A Place to Stand by Jimmy Santiago Baca, Michael Pollan (No I'm not a 55 year old white woman from Berkeley,) The Death of Ivan Ilyich

Food: Yes to all

Teir 1: Luther, Homeland, The Wire, 30 Rock, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Californication, In Treatment
Teir 2: Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, Blake's 7, Prime Suspect (UK), The Tudors, The Borgias, Spartacus, Foyle's War, Band of Brothers, Yes Minister, Kids in the Hall, Doll House, The Good Wife, The X-Files, Mad Men
Teir 3: The Killing, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, various trashy scifi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't particularly think of anything. Most of the things I am with I would be better off without.


Clarity of Thought

Sony MDR-V6 Studio Monitor Headphones 5Hz-30kHz

The chance that the world may have some sort of apocalyptic event so I can experience life with real stakes instead of abstract and irrelevant goals. Gas masks, dune buggies, and assault rifles are a plus.

Summation/Einstein Notation

Mazda Miatas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, Girls, Social Interaction, Bicycles, Computers, Human Evolution, Space Ships, all that shit I should be doing, but am not because of the aforementioned things I am thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking myself dinner and having a game of LoL, or driving to Trader Joes at like 50mph on city streets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been."

I wish I was a carnivorous dinosaur, like a raptor or troodon. /// Hemorrhagic fever scares the fuck out of me, maybe one day I'll go to Ziare and come face to face with it.
You should message me if
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If you would like to have claws too and hunt the humans with me.

You think blowing up stars by reversing gravity would be pretty cool, and would like to motivate me to figure out how by providing copious quantities of sex.

This box is silly.