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DeliriousDame

25 Rochester, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On a scale of 1 to Panda, I'm a 10.

OKCupid, now in music lyircs:
I've had too many lovers and not enough friends, said to myself walking around the room. I've had too much to drink and not enough dinner: time to go soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get my life in order? Is that an option?

I work. I work out. I work some more. I pretend to sleep. I try to see people. No rest for the wicked.

I had answered all the questions on this site but then I decided to clear them all and only answer the important ones.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
I never asked to be put on this Earth but I'd like to be able to prove my own worth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a jack of all trades, master of none.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. I wear glasses. I have body mods. If you notice something else first, please let me know.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
She's a carnival, she's a masquerade
She's a picket fence, she's lemonade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: House of Leaves, A Song of Ice and Fire, Machine of Death, Harry Potter

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Princess Bride, The Great Muppet Caper, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TV Shows: Firefly, Jeopardy, Adventure Time, Pushing Daisies

Music: Name it, I'll listen to it.

Food: French Toast. Easiest way to my heart? French Toast.

OKCupid, now in music lyrics:
And if music was the food of love
Then I'd be a fat romantic slob
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My old ten speed, DJ Hotpants.

A book or my kindle.

My intuition.

Wooden spoons.

All of my adorable pets.

Who knows, maybe you'll help me find the sixth.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
And all the older guys are homogenized into a pale imitation of what they were before.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For once I am not working weekends, so on Friday nights I am doing anything I want and Friday is conveniently Date Night. And my lack of dates means that I get to re-watch through Futurama from the beginning! Everything is coming up Millhouse.

OKCupid, now in music lyrics:
Get your girls, and I'll get my boys and we'll show this town how to make some noise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think that I have lovely shoulders, but that my feet are positively ugly.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Because I can, 'cause no one can stop me, 'cause it makes up for things I've lost. Because I'm addicted to bad ideas and all the beauty in this world.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~You want someone to ride a tandem bike with

~You need someone to try experimental recipes with in the middle of the night

~You want a partner in crime

~You need someone to go on mandatory bike rides with when the weather is too gorgeous to pass up

~You want someone to binge watch bad Reality TV shows with while being incredibly judgmental.

~You need someone to text in the middle of the night when you can't sleep.

~You want someone to watch all manner of scary movies with.

~You need someone to lounge about with while sipping hot chocolate and listening to our favorite NPR programing.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
"Will you meet me on the corner, I'll be wearing something pretty just for you. You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek, we'll be together forever, you may be the very best thing that ever happened to me."