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Delish27

34 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I live in West Philly, in a worldy neighborhood of exotic cuisine and metropolitan activity.

In my household there is me, my brother, and our troubled cat named Marvin. His favorite activities include hissing, cuddling, throwing up and scratching.

My favorite activities include partaking in fine libations, singing, dancing (poorly), cuddling, but not so often hissing.

My brother enjoys breaking things and listening to Phil Collins at 3 AM.

We keep a colorful and vibrant domicile.

(I was trying to write this essay in the style of a 'Cheaters' narrator because I find that amusing.)

I hope to hear from all you selfie-over-the-head taking hotties from the outer extremeties of New Jersey and points beyond soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Mellowing out, enjoying the better things, just like the Kinks song would suggest.

I work with a bunch of amazing people that I love dearly who provide me with laughter and smiles in a place that provides me with the ability to pick up the tab.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, Quizzo, Mario Kart, and I occasionally draw pictures and play guitar.

I will play "La Bamba" or the theme song from King of the Hill on command.

Oh yeah! I do an extremely accurate and entertaining Hank Hill impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
Me singing their name like Operamaaaaan!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy novels by Chuck Palahniuk, Ken Follet, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Jenna Blum, Khaled Hosseini (sp?), Dan Brown (guilty pleasure, sue me), several assorted others

Music-

They Might Be Giants, Pixies, Tegan and Sara, Nirvana, Lady GaGa, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, OutKast, Green Day, The Mr. T Experience, stuff from Lookout records

Movies-

Borat, the Departed, the Labyrinth, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Star Wars, Finding Nemo, The Wedding Singer, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Gremlins, anything directed by or starring Clint Eastwood, almost any Adam Sandler, almost any Woody Allen, almost any Judd Apatow

TV-
LOST, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Dexter, the Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Louie, the Wire, Intervention, Parking Wars, the Tom Green Show, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Feud
The six things I could never do without
my iPod
beer
coffee
the gym
my laptop
a job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Booking a Caribbean cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running around with coworkers. Posting things on Facebook that I'll delete Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a device called a "man groomer," that was given to me for Christmas. My favorite store besides Whole Foods is Target.
I have the same birthday as Louis C.K.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're in Philly