In my household there is me, my brother, and our troubled cat named Marvin. His favorite activities include hissing, cuddling, throwing up and scratching.
My favorite activities include partaking in fine libations, singing, dancing (poorly), cuddling, but not so often hissing.
My brother enjoys breaking things and listening to Phil Collins at 3 AM.
We keep a colorful and vibrant domicile.
(I was trying to write this essay in the style of a 'Cheaters' narrator because I find that amusing.)
I hope to hear from all you selfie-over-the-head taking hotties from the outer extremeties of New Jersey and points beyond soon.