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31 M Overland Park, KS

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a copywriter by trade, but I assure you I'm not judging your spelling and grammar mistakes nearly as harshly as you may think I am.

Fiercely loyal, proudly self-sufficient and surprisingly adroit, I'd like to think I'd be a dark horse candidate to make it onto a lot of peoples list of "six people people, living or dead, you'd invite to your dinner party."
What I’m doing with my life
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What time isn't taken up by my career is devoted to collecting random hobbies. I've recently taken up hiking, cycling, home brewing and the guitar -- just to name a few. I'm also a dedicated soccer fan, supporting both club and country (as well as playing on my own team).

I'm also moving forward with my plan to one day usurp the throne of some small dictatorship...preferably in the south Pacific.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I should hope that I'm skilled at writing since it's my day job.

I take pride in my witty one-liners.

I'm punctual to a fault.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sexy calves? My amazing radio voice? Maybe something strange I did to get a laugh from my friends? I really have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Hemingway or Nick Hornby. I generally stick to the classics when I go to the library.

Movies: Any odd, quirky and/or existential movie. Wes Anderson & Jean-Pierre Jeunet flicks. I also love a good mindfuck -- David Lynch movies are great.

Music: Anything in the folk or indie rock categories. Favorites include Built to Spill, Elvis Perkins, The Avett Brothers, The Anniversary, The New Pornographers, Los Campesinos!, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop, soccer, a good india pale ale, exercise, something to read and a good laugh that only something like watching the antics of primates can bring to my face.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, where my life is headed, and what kind of psychopath Schroedinger must have been to devise such an elaborate way to potentially kill a cat.

I get lost in my head. A lot. But at least it's a fun place to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a little dance. Making a little love. You know, generally getting down that night.

Actually, I'm usually hanging out with friends somewhere laid back or resting up for an early Saturday morning adventure hiking/biking/farmers marketing/etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm technically an ordained minister by law. Though it's only so I can perform my friends' weddings.

Really, I'm surprisingly normal. I'm thinking about getting that made into a t-shirt.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You can appreciate a dry, acerbic wit and can supply another dose of your own and/or you think we'd be good partners in crime.

I'd love to expand my circle of friends, especially if it might lead to something more. If nothing else, you can be sure that I'm always up for a good chat, whether it's about monkeys, maibocks or The Muppets.

And be forewarned: if you can also explain the infield fly rule, know what offsides is in soccer and can properly use "every day" and "everyday" in their proper places, I may very well propose to you on the spot.