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Demention51

29 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my self summary..... well im very laid back, and go with the flow. sometimes i get wild hairs up my ass and have to go and do something outside or different. that may or may not consist of fishing, going on a bike ride, camping, or road trip somewhere. also other various activities...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
for now i make awesome pizza. in my "spare time", when im not able to play music or go fishing i occupy my time with mildly entertaining video games, or going to outings with various people, and sometimes drinking games. all the while getting stoned at will with an assortment of people.

im saving money to get my dog training certificate, and then probably vet tech certificate as well...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking in general, playing some music, problem solving(whatever that means), im usually pretty good at giving an outside perspective to most situations(always thinking outside the box) im good at sarcasm, and witty banter ...... good at other stuff also im sure..... chess
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my tattoos of course, then piercings, then im quiet and also im usually kind of shy until i get to know someone's boundaries. then i get a little obnoxious, but in a playful manner. then my smile and witty banter as it unfolds in front of you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books - ive recently read the "Earth's Children" series, better known for "The Clan of the Cave Bear", ive also read "A Clockwork Orange", which is amazing, but you have to get used to the writing style. im open to new suggestions... and now that i think about it i should probably get a library card. there are more but they are scattered with comics and magazines.

movies -
anything that is gory or has some sort of an amazing story. here is a short list of awesome movies
Valhalla rising, a clockwork orange, martyrs, high tension, pan's labyrinth, the devil's backbone, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, snatch, the recruit, the cube series, blow, wonderland, the salton sea, ichi the killer, oldboy, kung fu hustle, hero, forrest gump, shawshank redemption, fern gulley, the secret of nhim, the last unicorn, the hobbit(fuck the new shit), Perfume: the story of a murderer, 300, braveheart, the patriot, the path finder, outlander, liar liar, zoolander, half baked, we were soldiers, saving private ryan, apocalypse now, kill bill(most tarantino flicks), 4 rooms..... i guess this list became longer than i originally planned.... but these are all awesome movies and im neglecting to list so many more.... and you see the genres flip flop with crazyness...lol.. oh and musicals.

shows -
family guy, nova, robot chicken, metalocalypse, korgath the barbarian(the one episode that exists), anything adult swim pretty much, "the most extreme_____"(animal planet series), CSI(the original), married with children, pretty much anything stand-up comedy related, also modern marvels and history channel randomness...

music -
metal, alternative, good rap(mostly bay area rap), very little country, some techno/dance shit, cabaret, classical, jazz..... some world stuff is pretty cool. my range is open to whatever my ear enjoys. being a musician, who knows what sound that might be and at what time.... timing is everything.

food -
im pretty classic with the meat and potatoes, but i love me some mexican food. i will really try anything once just to see if its good or not. i like to try other people's choice of preparation for different styles of food. i have found that snails(and most other things) taste great with buttery garlic sauce.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this order has issues... but they are 6 - #1's

1. eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we'll die.
2. personal perspective(my own and other's)
3. a Guitar
4. companionship.... women / friends / family
5. Pot
6. a Bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, cooking, food after its been cooked, going fishing, cuddling, ideas for songs. ridiculous randomness from my past, stupid things that people did/do on a regular basis. the planet and what is the point of our "parasitic" existence... witty banter and other weird shit.

*i realize i have said "witty banter" more times in this profile than average.... im just a fan of witty banter*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"typical" friday... working... my friday is actually wednesday... so im at home playing video games or watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have sleep apnea, so i sound like an over-worked chainsaw if im sleeping without my CPAP(breathing machine). this makes cuddling while sleeping a difficult act.
You should message me if
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you are nerdy and a stoner... or you get the "weird" look when you happen to say something (out loud) that started as a thought that just went through your head... and have no boundaries for silliness... im a fan of silliness and cheesyness.