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32 M London, UK

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Hate selfies to my core, but stood accused of looking different in every photo. This is ACTUALLY me.

I stand in medium-sized tunnels,

wear silly hats,

sit on big rocks,

read little books,

pose like a wanker,

pose like an even bigger wanker,

and wear tiny shorts while valiantly wringing the water out of saturated towels.