I am a geek. Sadly, that sums me up pretty well. To save time, no, I will not fix your computer and yes you can join my D&D game.

I don't really think I'm that geeky, but pretty much anyone who knows me would argue the point and probably win.

I issue book recommendations like prescriptions for psychotropic drugs, to much the same effect.

I am cynical, geeky, and curious.

Not too much. I had to drop out of college due to funds and family issues. Trying to raise money to go back and finish my degree in Philosophy. I plan to go on to get a MLS (Masters in Library Sciences) and become a librarian. I am currently working as a tutor and enjoying it. Mostly.

Reading. That's about it, really. It's sad that I can only list one talent, and it's even sadder that the talent is reading. So I will now lie and say I am also really good at horseback riding, cooking and selling used cars.

My hideous appearance, my grating personality and my warm heart. Well my collection of warm hearts, anyway.

All of these are partial lists at best.

a) The Illuminatus Trilogy, Hitchhikers Guide (and sequels and everything else by Douglas Adams), Neverwhere, Don't Stop the Carnival, Where Am I Now - When I Need Me, Good Omens, Johnathan Strrange and Mr. Norell, Principia Discordia, The Respectful Prostitute, Naked, Action Philosophers, Assignation Vacation, Mrs. Dalloway, the Discword series and anything by P.G. Wodehouse. I'm sure there are more, but that will do for now.

b) L.A. Story, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, I Heart Huckabee's, The Princess Bride, Memento, Saving Grace, Casino Royal (the silly one they made in 1967), Magnolia, Palindromes, Little Miss Sunshine.

c) The Middleman, Parks and Rec, Community, Lexx (In spite of everything that is horrible about it), Psych, Leverage, Pulling, Spaced, Yes Minister, Doctor Who, Happy Endings, Frasier, Buffy, Dollhouse, Mission Hill, Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, Avatar the Last Airbender.

d) Lemon Demon, Brad Sucks, Voltaire, The Books, Aimee Mann, Bach, Mates of State, The Postal Service, the Brown Derbies, Fog, Miike Snow.

e) Pasta.

1) My glasses.

2) Plenty of books (usually in the form of a local library).

3) A computer w/ internet connection.

4) A comfy blanket.

5) Air, food, water, shelter, chocolate, etc. (you know; the essentials)

6) A little alone time.

Life, the universe and everything. Especially everything. Also, the interconnectedness of all things, human behavior, and puppies (both with and without superpowers).

In bed reading or on the computer. Sometimes I go wild and read on the couch, but it's a hassle because then i have to put on pants. It's worth it sometimes during the summer because it gets hot in my room and it's usually much cooler down stairs. Also, it's a shorter walk to the kitchen from the living room than it is from my room. Come to think of it, I have to put on pants to get food anyway, so it's not that bid of a deal.

Yeah, my Friday nights get pretty wild. Oh! Oscar Wilde, I like him too.

I do my best to never ever wear shoes.

You have low expectations and nothing better to do, or if you want to get to know me.