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  • Ages 18-32
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Last online
Yesterday – 1:03am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a geek. Sadly, that sums me up pretty well. To save time, no, I will not fix your computer and yes you can join my D&D game.

I don't really think I'm that geeky, but pretty much anyone who knows me would argue the point and probably win.

I issue book recommendations like prescriptions for psychotropic drugs, to much the same effect.

I am cynical, geeky, and curious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not too much. I had to drop out of college due to funds and family issues. Trying to raise money to go back and finish my degree in Philosophy. I plan to go on to get a MLS (Masters in Library Sciences) and become a librarian. I am currently working as a tutor and enjoying it. Mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading. That's about it, really. It's sad that I can only list one talent, and it's even sadder that the talent is reading. So I will now lie and say I am also really good at horseback riding, cooking and selling used cars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hideous appearance, my grating personality and my warm heart. Well my collection of warm hearts, anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All of these are partial lists at best.

a) The Illuminatus Trilogy, Hitchhikers Guide (and sequels and everything else by Douglas Adams), Neverwhere, Don't Stop the Carnival, Where Am I Now - When I Need Me, Good Omens, Johnathan Strrange and Mr. Norell, Principia Discordia, The Respectful Prostitute, Naked, Action Philosophers, Assignation Vacation, Mrs. Dalloway, the Discword series and anything by P.G. Wodehouse. I'm sure there are more, but that will do for now.

b) L.A. Story, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, I Heart Huckabee's, The Princess Bride, Memento, Saving Grace, Casino Royal (the silly one they made in 1967), Magnolia, Palindromes, Little Miss Sunshine.

c) The Middleman, Parks and Rec, Community, Lexx (In spite of everything that is horrible about it), Psych, Leverage, Pulling, Spaced, Yes Minister, Doctor Who, Happy Endings, Frasier, Buffy, Dollhouse, Mission Hill, Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, Avatar the Last Airbender.

d) Lemon Demon, Brad Sucks, Voltaire, The Books, Aimee Mann, Bach, Mates of State, The Postal Service, the Brown Derbies, Fog, Miike Snow.

e) Pasta.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My glasses.

2) Plenty of books (usually in the form of a local library).

3) A computer w/ internet connection.

4) A comfy blanket.

5) Air, food, water, shelter, chocolate, etc. (you know; the essentials)

6) A little alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed reading or on the computer. Sometimes I go wild and read on the couch, but it's a hassle because then i have to put on pants. It's worth it sometimes during the summer because it gets hot in my room and it's usually much cooler down stairs. Also, it's a shorter walk to the kitchen from the living room than it is from my room. Come to think of it, I have to put on pants to get food anyway, so it's not that bid of a deal.

Yeah, my Friday nights get pretty wild. Oh! Oscar Wilde, I like him too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do my best to never ever wear shoes.
You should message me if
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You have low expectations and nothing better to do, or if you want to get to know me.