30 South River, NJ
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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic beyond repair. I have a mouth worse than a trucker. Concert fanatic. I spend my summers down the shore. Gambling addict. I love museums. I'm normally a pretty private person when it comes to my personal life. I believe in a happily ever after. Anything World War 2 related I like. Yankees fan. Love UFC. I want to go to a shooting range. The walking dead is my favorite show. Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory creeps me out. I tell everyone I'm allergic to seafood in hopes they stop asking me to try it, although I enjoy going crabbing ever since I was a kid. I'm not the "dress up" type of girl.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a county jail ( not a state prison, there is a huge difference ). I work overnight plus lots of overtime. I work 50+ hours a week with Tuesday & Wednesday off. If you can work with that, awesome.

Also since I'm constantly asked-- I am not a corrections officer. I work in a whole different department within the jail. I do as much as a correction officer minus the whole getting physical with inmates.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.. I have the coolest eyes around. People are pretty much jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
That's really hard to say, I'm a very avid reader. I read between 2-6 books a week.

A Bronx tale
Saving Private Ryan
Full Metal Jacket

The Walking Dead
American Horror Story
Impractical Jokers
Boardwalk Empire
The Knick

Make them suffer
The Amity Affliction
Thy art is murder
Born of osiris
August burns red
And so on.. and so on...
The six things I could never do without
Casinos, sarcasm, the T.V. Show Roseanne, conversations that run into the late night hours, friends & family.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You have tattoos, a beard, or a comb over.. Bonus points if you have all three. I love guys that wear glasses. If you're a cool guy, sarcastic just as much am I am, have your shit together and not here to play games. Pretty simple requests.