Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm your rather not-so-stereotypical hard working kind of guy. I attempt to be some sort or chivalrous, but at the same time I'm quite horrifically cynical. I'd like to think that I have a good sense of humor. I at least enjoy making people laugh. And by "people" I mean "attractive women". I'm not a fan of people as a whole. See above cynicism.

Since this section is for talking about myself, I'm going to take the opportunity to be a bit egotistical. I'm pretty intelligent. I can spell, write, and speak well. I also happen to have half an ounce of skill with grammar. I have my own wheels and a job. I don't live with the parents. I have a roommate and a half (Message for more info on the half. It's a funny story, I swear). If, for some reason, any of that bothers you I recommend turning back now. However, if you're here because you want to find a guy that knows how to treat a lady and who can represent himself with a bit (albeit a tiny bit) of class, then I will advise strongly clicking the "Message Him" button and writing something nifty. Hell, even something not so nifty is fine. (Extra points for nifty, though.)

NOTE: I'm kind of a nerd. You've been warned.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

At the moment I have a full time job that I love. I work in an industrial setting playing with heavy machinery. It's dangerous and repetitive, but I really like it. That and they pay me well. To alleviate everyone's curiosity, I'm a corrugator. I make the cardboard. Oh yeah, it's exciting. Really...

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Witty banter, building computers, pwning n00bs, driving stick, figuring sales tax, lookin' suave, I dunno all sorts of random stuff. Try me.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'd think that most people notice I'm a pretty happy-go-lucky kind of guy. I smile a lot and attempt to be the center of attention as much as possible.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Currently my favorite book is A Brief History of Time. Though Dr. Hawking lost me at string theory. I also like reading Jordan, King, Williams, and Tolkein.

Movie: Ironman, Casino Royale, Sunshine, The Departed, 300, Dark Knight, Usual Suspects, Se7en, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Spiderman, X-Men, Rescue Dawn, Pan's Labyrinth, Get Smart, Boondock Saints, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Rounders, Serenity

Music: NIN, Korn, Nonpoint, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, MCR, Paramore, NERD, Jimmy Eat World, Muse (Matthew Bellamy is my hero), Maximum the Hormone, Zebrahead, pre-Black Album Metallica, Cheezy and the Crackers, Linkin Park, Drowning Pool, Boy Hits Car, Finger Eleven, Incubus, 40 Below Summer, Dry Kill Logic, Fear Factory, Kittie, PUSA, Tool, System of a Down, Gravity Kills, Breaking Benjamin, KMFDM, Rammstein, Kidney Thieves, Stabbing Westward, Orgy, and so on and so forth.

Since everyone else is doing it, I'll throw in the TV section: Battlestar Galactica, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic!, Robin Hood (BBC), Top Gear, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Home Movies, Firefly

Food. Well, I'm not picky, and I'll try anything once. I don't like eggplant or tomatoes. I like tomato byproducts like ketchup and tomato sauce, but raw tomatoes are gross.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

The insynet, my pc, my car, my dad, my job ('cause it's awesome), music

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Time traveling ninjas.
Ideas for songs.
Why I'm still awake.
Leveling up.
Women.

(Not necessarily in that order)

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working. It's the curse of the second shifter.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Being as this is a public domain, you'll have to ask me about private stuff in private, else it wouldn't be private anymore, would it?

You should message me if Propose an edit

Message me if your search for someone smart and funny has brought you here.

Or just message me for the hell of it. Worst case scenario is we both get someone new to talk to.

Pants.

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