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Deranged_Artist

20 / F / straight / Single

Tacoma, Washington

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am Green, Eggs, and Ham.

My Self-Summary

Art, Music, Theater, Counter cultures, Religion, Philosophy, Psychology, Love, Lust, Commitment, Flings, Dancing, Singing, Acting, Painting, and Coffee.

I am the girl anachronism...

What I’m doing with my life

I am currently roaming the country living a bohemian lifestyle with anyone and everyone in search of freedom from the norm.

I’m really good at

Being awesome....

Also I am a pretty swell makeup artist when it comes to gore. Zombies are my favorite to create...

Let's see what else...

Oh yeah I am really good at making people fall for me...And if you are awesome it shouldn't bee to hard to fall for you too. Hehe...

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't really know.....i've never met me. Hehe. Maybe what a dork I am because i'm most likely doing something wierd...haha.

Also I have enormous boobs and I honestly don't know where they came from. They have proven to be more of a curse than a blessing.

P.S. You will score major points if you treat me like a human instead of a walking rack. They're boobs. They don't respond when you talk to them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Think of everything you've ever listened to...remove the shit...and you have my music taste. This box is too small for all of it. :)

As for television I really don't watch it...ever.

I love old, horrible, B horror films and anything related to zombies. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my favorite movie...followed up by A Clockwork Orange, and Pink Floyd The Wall, Juno, Serenity, Saved, Night of the Living Dead, The Kite Runner, A Haunting in Connecticut, Coraline, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Moulin Rouge, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, The Princess Bride, Thank You For Smoking, EVIL BONG!!! Hahahahaha, Zombie Strippers....lol, And of course all of the Harry Potter movies.

The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran is probably my favorite book, I don't read alot of fiction...mostly biographies and encyclopedias...haha call me a nerd. I love Augusten Burroughs....so anything by him as well.

Mmmm food. I am Irish/Italian so I like Alcohol and Starch...hahaha.

The six things I could never do without

1. Music
2. Love
3. Friends
4. Family
5. Cigarettes
6. Oxygen

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What to do in this Godforsaken town...hahaha....

Ways to live without money or food or shelter so I can escape.

Ways to frighten people that go to the church here without getting arrested.

The stars and how they are so magnificent.

How much I would like to love someone.

On a typical Friday night I am

Shredding the gnar...and painting on a rooftop, Driving around aimlessly getting drunk on the roof, reading, watching movies, dreaming, trying to astral project, Doing spells, Cooking, Having coffee with friends, getting a new tattoo/piercing haha.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love Niel Diamond....hahaha. Sweeeeet Caaaarrrooollliiinnneee!

You should message me if

You want to meet someone better than anyone else in your life. Hahaha.

Just kidding but seriously...

Homophobes, religious fanatics, bigots, and horndogs need not apply...seriously, do yourself a favor and fuck off.