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26 Mission Viejo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:56pm
Relationship Type
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess if you have gotten this far, my photos have passed the visual check and now you need to make sure we have some things in common.

First things first. I am definitely an introvert and kind of a nerd too. Not the good-at-math-rolling-in-dollars kind of nerd, the other kind ... you know with video games and Netflix. That doesn't mean I am not down for some adventures and new things, it just means that at the end of the day you'll usually find me vegging.

Also an intellectual. I love learning about new things and new people. Don't be surprised when I remember something really random that you don't remember telling me.

Definitely got a bit of snark going on. I like to make other people laugh and I don't really trust people who can't laugh at life or themselves.

I am too honest for my own good -- even when I shouldn't be. I can't tell you how many times people have asked me something and been put off by my reply. I know that's something you probably aren't "supposed" to say on a site like this but I don't see it changing anytime soon so hopefully any kith will relate.

Sugar and I share a toxic love. I can polish off a tub of ice cream in one sitting. Seriously if you can eat ice cream quicker than I can, I'll give you whatever you want.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved here from northern California after I got my Masters in English. Now I am teaching
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering random things, eating, people watching, and being around animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my height or eye color
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Too many to list

Movies: Too few that it's embarrassing

Shows: Archer, Suits, American Dad, Supernatural, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Daria, Lie to Me, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, That '70s Show, House of Cards, Chuck, Family Guy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Friends, standup, or comedy in general. Not terribly into horror but I can be amenable to it if the mood strikes.

Food: The spicier the better. Bacon is good times (even if it is slightly overrated). I love tequila and loathe bleu cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, ambitions, music, food, & my ADD meds (because I have it, not because I am a junkie)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Teaching
- Coffee
- Where I would go if I could go anywhere
- What people around me are thinking about, where they are going, and what their lives might be like
- Why anti-vaccinations is a thing
- Chocolate chip pancakes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can quote far too many comedy tv shows and stand up comedians.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're an introvert
- You're nerdy
- You're a teacher
- You don't hashtag fitlife on instagram
- You like cool words
- You want to because I can't see likes on this site