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Derek_is_me

31 M Salem, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My linguistics disclaimer: My spelling, grammar, and punctuation
suck. I know it but in spite of the copious amounts I read they
remain horrible, It's a bit of a family joke. Sometimes I think
it's a weird learning disability because I usually notice mistakes
in other peoples writing yet sometimes miss entire letters or words in my own. I've taken a few friendly hints and fixed many of my mistakes. Thanks fo the help.

Hey my names Derek and I'm just trying to see if there is anyone out there who I click with. I was in the army for 5 years (on a 4 year contract, stupid stop-loss). I was tired of being property and people trying to kill me so I got out. I loved being a Tanker but wasn't so fond of my employer.

Rule number 1 for me is Honesty. I'm not saying I expect you to share every secret, just don't lie. Simple as that. I'm not a perfect man by anyone's standards but I believe I'm a good man and I am a truthfull and loyal person. That's all I require in return. I would rather learn where our problems and disagreements as people are sooner rather then later.

I enjoy a good book and intelligent conversation. I
I like to think I'm smart but you should be at least able to spell your own name, but your education level isn't important. I love the outdoors seeing and doing new things. I've been sky diving twice, and it's so much better the second time. I also enjoy mountain biking and camping but don't get to go as much as I like.

I'm a mostly happy healthy guy, who drinks on occasion is trying desperately to quit smoking. While I have
ahh... smoked other things from time to time, I'm always a fan. If that's your thing thats cool But It sometimes has the opposite effect as usual for me, as in increased pain.

I would like to point out that I'm an Atheist. It's not much of
an issue for me if you're not but please don't contact me with
attempts to "save me".

I'm a bit socially awkward so sometimes I'm introverted yet I like meeting new people so I'm occasionally extroverted. I'm actually a pretty good mix of type A and type B personalities. Like I said I have a big brain and I'm not trying to sound immodest but it really seems to get in my way socially, I don't try to make people feel stupid, I just treat them like they can think for themselves, and I think most can, but are mentally lazy. Which is to bad because I love a good conversation, debate, or even an argument as long as it doesn't get belligerent.

I like animals, all animals. The more exotic the better. Don't know why but critters are great.

I am happy, unconventional, and potato
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now very little. Don't take that as me being lazy. I just got
out of 5 years in the Army 29 months of which was in Iraq. I don't
need or want a job for awhile and I think I deserve zero
responsibility for awhile. Since I was very responsible with my
money while I was in I've decided to relax and enjoy the fruits of
that responsibility. Im trying to get out more and meet new people. I've been to some dark places in my life and I'm trying to be a better me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, getting lost in my own mind, having random and completely useless facts stuck in my head, Gaming.I do likes mi games. Conversation. Camping. Learning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What am I a mind reader? I would hope they see the friendly and affable yet dark and rogueish man of intrigue that I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything sci-fi or mentally compelling to read. I read a lot
but I'm not too picky.

I'll watch everything my only problem is movies are so fucking
predictable 90% of the time I can guess the ending in 20 to 30
minutes. I like action, war (especially old black and white) drama, thriller. I really like watching crappy B-movies. The worse they are the better they are. Any movie with Bruce Cambel is automatically awesome. Oh and most guys secretly enjoy chick flicks as long as it's not too sappy I'm game.

Music I'll listen to anything with a good beat preferably hard.
That leaves out country completely though, blah.

I like trying new foods but I'm not to fond of italian. I like
cheese cake and bacon, I wonder if they have bacon cheese cake mmm. Oh and ribs I likes em. I also have this thing for bison It's great but it's hard to find.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know I don't think there is anything I could never do without.
I mean I kinda lived through deprivation before, so unless I
start getting literal and start quoting off things like oxygen,
sleep and food but, thats not really in the spirit of the question.
I would miss a lot of things if I could never have them again but I
would just suck it up and live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If 42 really is the answer to life the universe and
everything.

How people can be so willfully ignorant.

How long I could go without sleep before total insanity ensues (my record is 4 days without chemical help, no insanity though)

The unbelievable variety of ignorance, stupidity, and insanity
humans are capable of. According to my own subjective standards of course. (I'm still right though)

Trying to visualize 5 or more dimensions in a brain only designed to visualize 3 or 4.

Do those douche bags really think popped collars on pink polo
shirts and frosted tips while saying things like 'zza instead of
pizza make them look like anything other then total douche
bags.

Crazy people think they are sane when they're crazy, but if they're crazy and know they're crazy does that mean they're sane, ad infinitum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical is a subjective term so I refuse to answer a question no
one could truly understand but the poster, I say potato to your
question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When you know beyond a doubt that you are going to die and are
proved wrong, you learn how much life means to you.

I LOVE being alive.
You should message me if
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If you like me or you hate me or if you are neutral, but nobody
else.