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DerfW3

38 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm funny. I'm goofy. I'm intelligent. I'm opinionated. I'm honest. I'm all of those and more. I think "fuck" might be the greatest word ever but I don't use it around my nephew.

I cook, play sports, go to flea markets and yard sales (its a fuckin' treasure hunt people!)
I’m really good at
Trivia, cooking, all sorts of things. Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none really. Being the world's fattest ninja... seriously, I freak people out because they turn around and *poof* there I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
If it's not my voice (the humor and the swearing) it's the sarcasm or something like that I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Stephen King, Graham Masterton, Tom Clancy, the Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood) books, autobiographies, political pieces... really I'll read the side of the cereal box if nothing else is there.

Movies- I'll watch anything if it catches my attention, seriously if you look at my Netflix que it's everything from grade "c" horror to documentaries to frat boy comedies.

Shows- The Walking Dead, SOA, Justified, Tosh.0, South Park, How I Met Your Mother, sports (Football, soccer, hockey).

Music- Meat Loaf, Bowling For Soup, Jimmy Buffett, older country, "Weird" Al.

Food- Roadfood. OK, that doesn't mean roadkill; that means finding the little mom-and-pop places amidst the Chili's and Fridays. It means taking a day and driving 3 hours to try a place in the middle of nowhere.
The six things I could never do without
My cats, books, good food and good conversation (is that one or two?), sports, and how about the last one goes on a day-by-day basis?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve the world. I'm a great idea guy, it's the implementing I gotta work on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately I work on Saturdays and have to be there early so I'm usually just doing something around the house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Tell you what... you ask in person and I'll answer, OK?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You weren't horrified after you got through all of the above.

I think I'm just tired of spending time alone; I'm not perfect, far from it, but I am a pretty good guy.