I dig people who don't take things very seriously, people who tell dirty jokes, people who are sarcastic, people who argue for the sake of arguing, and people who give no fucks.
I do a lot of a different things. Screaming, flailing of my limbs, things of that nature. I suppose we'll get more into that in the next section, though. I'm pretty reckless and unapologetic like that.
- Admiring my fancy new degree (B.S. in IT, woo!)
- Working Full-Time (Intel, son!)
- Riding Muh Motorcycle (2008 Honda Nighthawk, yo!)
- Teaching Computers (Free Geek, hombre!)
- Playing Magic (and damn proud, motha!)
- Climbing Rocks (bouldering, yo.)
- Procrastinating (at all the things, woo!)
- Flexing My Muscles Continuously (while looking in a mirror, woo!)
- Derping life away.
I'm pretty fantastic at other things too. I'm well read and consider myself an excellent writer of things. I wrote a wedding speech for a friend once and made the bride, the entire wedding party, and even the bride's stone-faced father tear up. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I once created a website (what the fuck, more computer stuff?) entitled tastybacons.com who's sole purpose was the review and rating of different brands of America's most favorite meat product. Another time I created a website for a fictional company I fictionally founded called Awesome Industries. I'm not really sure what we fictionally did but we were fucking (fictionally) good at it.
I also have the tendency to get really excited and flail around a lot. I'm alright, I promise, I just don't have a good outlet for all of my energy all of the time.
People who write things I love:
Bukowski, Camus, Danielewski, Davis, Neruda, Palahniuk, Voltaire, Vonnegut
Bands who play things I love:
Jack Johnson, Dispatch, The Beautiful Girls, Ratatat, Skrillex, Tenacious D, Modest Mouse, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes
TV shows that...are on the TV that I love:
Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Castle, Community, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Happy Endings, The Mighty Boosh, The New Girl, The, IT Crowd, The Office, Star Trek (all of them)
Food that is yummy that I love:
Pho, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Poutine, Bacon, Sriracha
Computers (no way...)
A reckless disregard for authority.
...you don't generally give a fuck.
...you use a computer for more than Facebook.
...you operate some sort of two-wheeled vehicle.
...you have more to say than "Hey", "what's up", or "derp derpity derp."