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Derphooves

22 M Lafayette, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, whats up? First, thanks for taking the time to look at my page and I'll try and make worth your time! So about me (cause thats what you came here for right? At least I hope you did. o.O ):

I'm a person who becomes very passionate about the things I do, and when I delve into them, I tend to go full force. I also enjoy talking about them and experiencing them with friends and family. I'm enjoy hanging out with people who look more on the positive side of life rather than the negative. It's always nice to move forwards rather than back!

I'm currently taking invested time in my martial arts training as well as working at Jamba Juice to save money for college. Hobbies wise, I love to play video games, read manga, practice Jujutsu. Jujutsu takes up a lot of my time but I'm a nerd and gamer at heart. I can always sink a few hours into a video game, or a session of DnD with the rest of them!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently employed at Jamba Juice as I focus on my martial arts and saving money to transfer to college. My goal is to get a Bachelor's in Computer Science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.Being tall
2.Mashing buttons tell they break
3.Making up exaggerated scenarios
4.Making lists
5.Using bad grammar
7.?????
8.Finding hiding spots
9.You thought I was gonna say "Profit"
10.You didn't even realize I skipped 6
11. You just checked.

So that means I'm really good at mind reading!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How enormously tall I am is generally peoples first impression. I'm a walking redwood tree! Look out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-fi, fantasy, mystery, etc. If its got a solid plot, setting, and character development then I like it. Favorites would be the Warhammer 40k, Ciaphas Cain series. Those are ALL amazing.

Movies: Avengers, Serenity. Wreck It Ralph. And others.

Shows: If I said Serenity would you be surprised if I said Firefly? No, you wouldn't. Along with that we got: Suits, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Burn Notice, and Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann

Music: Two Steps from Hell, Alan Parsons Project, ABC, Disturbed, Evans Blue, Rise Against, Nightwish, Within Temptation, etc, etc, etc. This list goes on and on!

Food: Nom Nom. Does it taste good? _ Yes _ No. If Yes, then it's pretty good in my book. Other than that, pizza and spaghetti.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Jo (Quarter Staff)
-Internet
-Computer
-Bed
-Fifth Thing
-Sixth Thing

I'm kinda minimal so I'll fill those in later!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I make my goals happen, how I can help out those close to me, and how I can improve myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At this point in my life, the word "Typical" does not exist for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No matter what kind of horror game, I will go through it really really slowly and every single time something jumps at me I move three feet vertically into the air. Without the use of my hands or legs.

Magic dear readers, magic.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you are looking for someone to hang out with and you can hold a conversation! I know this is a dating site but I'm looking for "friends" before looking for a "girlfriend". So talk to me, get to know me and I'll try to get to know you! Send a message, maybe we can play some games, do it big, or hey if you need a work out partner. I could sure as hell use one!