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TurtleOnDown

23 Santa Cruz, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Realize this: This is a self-summary, inside a web page, designed to be a self summary. Which. Is. Meta. As. Fuck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't really like to brag a lot, but I feel that I should fill this out. So I'll just post what other people have said to me.

"You're insane." -Cousin

"Whenever you set your mind to something, you go out and make it happen." -Friend

"You're mischevious and clever... In a good way." -Coworker
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Video Games
Monster Hunter, League of Legends, Dark Souls, and Counter Strike: Global AWPffensive are my favorites in their respective categories because I like to stab my eyeballs out when I play video games.

Music
My most listened to bands are Within Temptation, Evans Blue, and Rise Against. I scatter anything from The Glitch Mob, to Ron Pope, or ABC in there on occasion but Pandora giveth and Pandora taketh away.

Movies
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and the Avengers are my top dogs here. They, however, like to bite at each other a lot. I should get a few muzzles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. That moment when your favorite song comes on the radio and you're like "Everyone shut the fuck up. This is my jam!"
2. Almond Butter.
3. My Katana, WHICH HAS YET TO COME IN SO I MAKE DO AND VISUALIZE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE! COME ON JAPAN, GET IT TOGETHER!
5. Ten minutes of free time where I can close my eyes, focus on my breathing and let the world go.
6. Board game night with friends.
7. The fact that you just realized I skipped number 4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is so much I could put here but there is so very little that I actually want to put here. I feel this is because my understanding of Budo philosophy is moving away from thinking about certain things, and moving more towards experiencing them. Thinking requires problems that need to be solved, whether the problem is apparent or not, but I don't like to live in the problem. I like to live in a space where I create solutions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuck if I know.
You should message me if
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you enjoyed reading my detailed and well thought out profile.

P.S. Looking for someone who wants to trade a narwhal horn, glitter and white paint for glue. No questions asked.