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Derphooves

22 Lafayette, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Video Games
Monster Hunter, League of Legends, Dark Souls, and Counter Strike: Global AWPffensive are my favorites in their respective categories because I like to stab my eyeballs when I play video games.

Music
My most listened to bands are Within Temptation, Evans Blue, and Rise Against. I scatter Techno, Romantic, and Symphony in there on occasion but Pandora giveth and Pandora taketh away.

Movies
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and the Avengers are my top dogs here. They, however, like to bite at each other a lot. I should get muzzles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. That moment when your favorite song comes on the radio and you are like "Everyone shut the fuck up. This is my jam!"
2. Almond Butter.
3. My Katana, WHICH HAS YET TO COME IN SO I MAKE DO AND VISUALIZE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE. COME ON JAPAN, HURRY UP!
5. The times when you just stop what you are doing, close your eyes and relax for ten minutes.
6. Boardgame night with friends.
7. The fact that you just realized I skipped number 4.
You should message me if
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you enjoyed reading my detailed and well thought out profile..

P.S. Looking for someone who wants to trade a narwhal horn, glitter and white paint for glue. No questions asked.