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Derphooves

22 M Lafayette, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Trust" My teacher tells me. As I sit, arm outstretched while holding a banana. He raises his three foot razer blade as he gets ready to cut. The only thing I'm thinking is "Well I didn't need those fingers anymore right?" Before the katana comes slicing down.

So yeah, basicly I'm attempting to achieve every anime and manga fan's secret fantasy: Becoming a samurai-ninja. In between that this thing people call 'work'. I like to try a bit of dancing and pixelated entertainment( Vidja games!).

P.S. I still have all my fingers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whirling up fruits and sherberts' into delicious drinks by morning and training to become batman by night. In the between time I do everything else!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.Catching falling objects
2.Throwing people around
3.Pixelated Combat! Ahoy!
4.Making lists
5.Using bad grammar
7.?????
8.Finding hiding spots
9.You thought I was gonna say "Profit"
10.You didn't even realize I skipped 6
11. You just checked.

So that means I'm really good at mind reading!
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I look a lot older than I am. Oh, and that I'm a giant... that too!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ultimate video game and what would be in it. I am totally going to make this, and it will be cool! Though I can't decide if it should be about pirate dragons or ninja dragons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What does typical even mean? It could mean those nights I spend with my electric box(computer) or those nights out with comrades( friends ) or being hauled off to Monterey to take part of a black belt demonstration...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Horror movies and games really get me spooked. I get drawn into anything I'm doing and especially so with spoookie stuff!
You should message me if
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Hm... well it was fun making this profile but honestly. I'm looking for a girl who understands that both mental and physical health are important! A girl who isn't afraid to be disliked but also understands how to grow and adapt. A big must is that she is at least be tolerant or into nerd culture: Video games, Comics, Books, Anime, Board Games, etc. Though she should also be willing to go outside and do something spontaneous as well!

Overall I'm not looking for a fling or pretty face, so come at it with commitment please!