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Derphooves

22 Lafayette, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once walked into a bar. The first word out of my mouth was "Ouch."

Don't worry! The bar was only a little shook up. Okay, okay, I'm done with the puns. So let's get to why you are here! To learn about me! My free time is often spent on late nights with my friends playing video games or board games. (We try to hide the knives before we bring out Monopoly: Friend Killer Edition.) Other nights I spend in a barren dojo, committed to getting my next belt. I love to dance, however, I don't have a partner and lack the courage to go out by myself. In the end, I'm just a guy with way too many hobbies doing his best!

Though I did fend off four people for like twenty minutes though, that was kind of cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing up school as I plan to transfer to UCSC next fall, but working in the mean time.

Though I'm also actively working on learning Japanese, computer programming, and how to make the perfect frozen yogurt!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
catching things without thinking, sassy remarks, surprising people with gifts, and petting cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told (besides my height) that the first thing people notice is my eyes. To be exact: "You smile with your eyes, thats why I know it's always genuine." Were my friends exact words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books

Although I'm picking three things for all my other subjects, this one will only have one. Because it's three books in one and that book is Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium. Mainly because of the snark, he is my fictional idol when it comes to snark. I've learned my best from him.

Movies

Bam! Gonna have to go with Serenity, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, and the Avengers. It's not that I don't enjoy deeper and more meaningful movies. It's just that I'm a sucker for catchy action one liners.

Anime/TV

Hm, due to awesomeness, Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann takes the top followed by My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I love some well done animations and cartoons, and if it's good then it's good! As for my favorite TV Show, it has to be Firefly. S.H.I.E.L.D. almost took over but Firefly still holds true.

Video Games

This one refreshes almost as much as my blood refreshes new air, but the ones holding top spot right now are Path of Exile, League of Legends, and Devil May Cry 4. God I love a good RPG but hack-n-slash done right is just art!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My quarter staff
2. That feeling of coming out of a warm shower and the bathroom is also warm
3. Learning!
4. The electric connection we all have, the internet.
5. When you and the person you're hanging out with just look at each other and just know
6. Gummy Bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who am I? Like really, who am I? Not the words that we use to describe ourselves because I can say I'm a gamer, a martial artist, and a human being but... Those are just words. So who or what is saying those words? I'm still finding that out everyday and it's awesome!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm going to scratch out typical here and replace it with ideal because thats far more fun to talk about! Which would include a night with all my friends gathered around board games or video games. Before venturing out at twelve or so to do something we are "too old for". On the flip slide, I would also love to spend a night connecting, sharing, and enjoying the company of someone in a quiet space. Maybe a movie and a very big fuzzy blanket could come along.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still jump ten feet whenever I watch a scary movie or play a horror game. Doesn't stop me from playing them!
You should message me if
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...you want to join me in finding out who I am, while I try and find out who you are. So we'll be in a strange loop of trying to find each other out as we hurdle through space on this rock!