Fun, outgoing, ambitious, championship caliber cuddler, solid hand
holder, terrible terrible kisser, fantastic at pretending to pay
attention, decent tipper, fashionably late arriver, above average
wingman, awkwardly long hugger, reddit n00b, imgur vet, Julieanne
Smolinski fan, owner of several pairs of hilarious underwear, hater
of passive aggressiveness, reader of the Ghost Face Killah blog,
notorious gchatter, nickname provider, sneaker collector/hoarder,
facetious, and particular
What I’m doing with my life
Retired Attorney, Real Estate Professional, trying to find 3 Sundays in a row to get my motorcycle license, enjoying a new drama free apartment, living the present while keeping an eye on the future, riding my bike, taking advantage of there peoples Netflix, Hulu Plus and HBO Go passwords.
I’m really good at
Clue (Never lost a game in my life), triple jump, understanding
people, dressing myself (and others), having fun, dancing,
The first things people usually notice about me
...you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Four Hour Body - Tim Feriss
The Power of Habit - Charles Duhigg
Movie: Go, Orange County, Inception, Fight Club, The New Arrested Development Movie (I know it hasn't come out yet, but trust that it'll be on here when it drops)
Shows: Broad City, Silicon Valley, Daredevil, GOT (I'm terribly behind), House of Cards, How to Make it In America, Happy Endings, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Ballers, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Jersey Shore/Real World, Millionaire MatchMaker (yea, you know what I did there) . I also like to challenge my bank of useless knowledge with Cash Cab and Jeopardy. I have also been known to enjoy stand up comedy and UFC.
Music: The Weeknd, Chromeo, Kanye West, 30 Seconds to Mars, Aloe Blacc, Kid Cudi
Food: Bacon, anything served w/ Hollandaise sauce, Carne Asada Burrito, Fettucini Alfredo
The six things I could never do without
1. Speedo; 2. iPhone; 3. Friends; 4. Google Maps; 5. The Weeknd; 6.
Blue Bottle Coffee on Saturday Mornings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
At Off The Grid just outside the Oakland Museum, or Out in SF with friends (Mission, Hayes, Haight), funcheap-ing & winning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I really like the Tom's I bought. They are absurdly comfortable.
You should message me if
you are fun, chill, interesting, intelligent, have similar interests, have complete opposite interests, have curly hair, can keep up w/ me... I just want what Lincoln & Ilana have...