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29 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Fun, outgoing, ambitious, championship caliber cuddler, solid hand holder, terrible terrible kisser, fantastic at pretending to pay attention, decent tipper, fashionably late arriver, above average wingman, awkwardly long hugger, reddit n00b, imgur vet, Julieanne Smolinski fan, owner of several pairs of hilarious underwear, hater of passive aggressiveness, reader of the Ghost Face Killah blog, notorious gchatter, nickname provider, sneaker collector/hoarder, facetious, and particular
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting for bar results, getting my motorcycle license, finding a new apartment, enjoying the present while keeping an eye on the future, learning to snowboard, taking advantage of DVR &/or Netflix
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clue (Never lost a game in my life), triple jump, understanding people, dressing myself (and others), having fun, dancing, winning...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Four Hour Body - Tim Feriss
The Power of Habit - Charles Duhigg

Movie: Go, Orange County, Inception, Fight Club, The New Arrested Development Movie (I know it hasn't come out yet, but trust that it'll be on here when it drops)

Shows: How to Make it In America, Happy Endings, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Jersey Shore/Real World, Millionaire MatchMaker (yea, you know what I did there) . I also like to challenge my bank of useless knowledge with Cash Cab and Jeopardy. I have also been known to enjoy stand up comedy and UFC.

Music: The Weeknd, Chromeo, Kanye West, Aloe Blacc, Kid Cudi

Food: Bacon, anything served w/ Hollandaise sauce, Carne Asada Burrito, Fettucini Alfredo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Speedo; 2. iPhone; 3. Friends; 4. Google Maps; 5. The Weeknd; 6. Blue Bottle Coffee on Saturday Mornings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in the city with friends (Mission, Hayes, Haight), funcheapsf-ing & winning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...I really like the Tom's I bought. They are absurdly comfortable.
You should message me if
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you are fun, chill, interesting, intelligent, have similar interests, have complete opposite interests, have curly hair, can keep up w/ me