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My self-summary Propose an edit

My personality is a bit hard to explain. I can get very crazy at times and be very mature at others. I kind of live on a "That looks like fun, lets do it then later go why the fuck did I do it mentality". I mean it leaves room for some good stories to tell others,

like I was hanging with some friends that go to the middle college at the college I go to and I saw a shopping cart, I got in it and tried to surf it as the other pushed it, it hit a curb and as I was knelt down seeing it coming, I flew out of it and hit my already damaged toe from previous hurt toe from earlier that year.

At that same time, I have no problem getting into the discussion of life, religion, justice, cruelty, world hunger, disease, politics, etc. Too aid you with a personal quote of mine that I came up with "What is the truth if you've never experienced the lie" Wanna know what age I was when I came up with that? Twelve. To this day I still think it holds true. Randomly out of no where during my history class another quote came to mind "Sometimes you got to become what you hate to protect those that you love" I mean I'm sure some variation of this has been said in the past, but I really like the way this says it.

I don't know if I'm shy, nervous, or just a dick and prediagnose everyone as idiots or I have nothing in common with them in real life as I rarely engage in conversations first with people. I've never been so lonely that the thoughts in my head couldn't keep me entertained, but then again those who make a effort to talk to me are rarely disappointed as I'm warm hearted, funny, honest and caring (ironically despite my favorite statement being "I don't care")

Speaking of humor, I do a lot of it. If I see a joke I can make, or if I see an opportunity to make someone smile, I feel like its my duty to go for it. There are very few things in this life that feel better then making someone happy, in fact, I don't think there is a better feeling then making someone happy. As far as my humor is concerned though I have a wide range, slapstick, crude, perverted, racial, assholish, stereotypes, cutsie, political, etc.

I am not a racist, in fact I hate racism (You might see it as hypocritical that I tell racial jokes, but there is a difference between being racist, and joking about racism, even though neither is a laughing matter) I remember in high school there was this nazi group leader that was tormenting this black chick in the lunch line so I pushed his ass down. I'm not a tough person as I prefer to avoid fights, but I can't stand there and watch someone be talked down to because of the color of their
skin.

I consider myself to be very honest, I mean so much so that I would even hurt your feelings to tell you the truth. A lot of people respect me for this, a lot of people also hate me for it. In today's world we need to stop sugarcoating everything and lying to ourselves, we can't keep sweeping shit underneath the rug, before soon its going to be the giant elephant in the room fucking everyone that everyone is afraid to talk about.

I consider myself fairly intelligent, at least to the point that school has been easy for me with out studying. I got through my first two years of college without barely even opening any of the books for my classes. Of course some of those classes where pretty easy. I can't really say more on this subject with out sounding more arrogant then I already did, so I apologize for that.

I guess you might be interested in my body now if you found all of that to be entertaining. So I'll just get it out there, I'm a hairy beast. My nick
names have been Sasquatch and Chewie to give you an idea of how much hair I do have. I weigh 180 pounds (my body is rather wrecked at the moment though as I used to weigh 270 pounds, no I didn't get liposuction I weighed up to 230 tell about 9 months ago (December to September I lost 50 pounds) I have brown hair, hazel eyes which I have been told are very attractive (yes they change color, green, gray, and sometimes blue)

I like to exercise, I ride my bike, and lift weights (though I don't do this all the time, maybe once every other day, or every other two days) and I do 50 stomach crunches every day. I used to do 200 sit ups a day but that caused my back to hurt so I had to stop.

Well I guess that's about as much as I can remember right now. If you'd like to know more or just talk or something, send me a message.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently going to college in an attempt to figure out what it is I want to do. I have no clue. Mortician, Video Game Programmer, Anthropologist, Chemist, Philosophy Teacher, Novel Writer, God, I don't know. I love school and I hate it, driving me nuts trying to figure it out.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

a lot of things. I can pretty much do anything if I set my mind to it, I love a challenge, and new experiences. Recently I've picked up death metal growing, and I seem to becoming along ok, I'm not amazing, but its a fun challenge experimenting with your vocals.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Is my uniqueness. Well that and my presence I have one of those personalities that draws the attention of people in the room usually. Its kind of bothersome to say the least. As cocky as that sounds, its kind of true, if you've ever played fallout 1, think of it like the perk "Commanding Presence" Yes I just pointed out how geeky I was, how I have charisma, I don't know. I guess I got lucky with the roll of the six sided dice.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I don't read very often, but anything that is intelligently done and can make me laugh, I like. Some all time favorites would include the Outsiders, tells of a 4th grade nothing (cmon that book was great), hawks harbor, that was then this is now, seeing eye dog. (As I said I don't read very often, well I read a lot on the internet, my adhd doesn't allow me to sit down and read very much)

Movies, god I wish I knew, I like a lot of movies, Donnie Darko was great, Idle Hands, I am Legend, Malibu's most wanted, Mr. Brooks (I loved this movie, but then again my opinions bias because I won a bet on the plot line, I'm really good with plot lines and predicting whats going to happen)

I love all music, though I prefer 80's/metal, and well country...let me recite a few words from a country song "I got a barbecue stain on my white T-Shirt" if you can seriously listen to country with lyrics like those, I seriously think you're insane.

Bands/Groups I listen to: Alice Cooper, Slipknot, Sublime, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Twisted Sister, Disturbed, Static-X, Rush, Iron Maiden, ACDC, Aerosmith, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Bloodhound Gang, Bone Thugs, Breaking Benjamin, Bushwick Bill, The Clash, Cradle of Filth, Crazy Town, Dead Kennedy's, Talking Heads, The Turtles, Nirvana, Dethklok, Dio, Tenacious D, Esham, Exodus, Final Fantasy, Flyleaf, Ghetto Boys, Guns and Roses, Hatebreed, Jack off Jill, Kaiser Chiefs, Kottonmouth Kings, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Lynard Skynard, Marlyn Manson, Meatloaf, Megadeath, Metallica, Men without Hats, Mozart, Natas, Nine Inch Nails, NWA, The Offspring, Primus, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie More to come once I remember heh >.<

Food pretty much anything. I'm not a big fan of fast food though, I love trying new things, and I make my own dinner, it can be made either as a vegetarian delight, or a meat lovers hamburger, I have a few varying recipes all of which require...NO COOKING! But they taste great. I love Sushi, I love Mexican food, I love all food, its just not allowed to give me a heart attack.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Intelligence, Ability to think, Video Games, The Voices in my head, Creativity, and Stupidity (Well what can I say, someones got to be at the butt end of my jokes)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Life in general, I spend more time observing what ever is around me and how each situation can and will play out then I do much else. I refuse to think about religion, the damn massive potential of it is enough to be depressing in and of itself, I mean if you don't take it purely as faith and then ponder it there's so many possibilities its mortifying. I unlike Socrates have a fear of the unknown, I can't welcome it. I mean I love new things, but I need to know a result. That blind risk factor is terrifying with out statistics. Ok that probably made me sound like a pussy, what I mean to say is that I like taking risks, but I like to make sure I have some advantage in it you know?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

At home playing video games, thanking god for the weekend.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Private thing? I'm a rather open person, then again thats probably why relationships don't go to well with me..first date "So, tell me about yourself?" .... "Well when I was in 10th grade I got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon" .... "Really? I think I have to go"

You should message me if Propose an edit

You like making new friends, enjoy talking with someone who usually makes people laugh, often listens, and attempts to put a smile on your face then yea. Though be warned my mind..all over the place. My comments can often be dirty as I go for many types of humor.

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