Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once there was a dog named Crisper's Crispian who was a dog who
belonged all to himself. I am that man who belongs all to himself,
and I am just the way I want me to be.
I was born and raised in Arizona. Ultimately speaking, I'd love to
live there when I retire unless a nicer place comes along in my
I went to school at Arizona where I picked up a bachelors and a
masters and then discovered the disconnect between the idealists in
academia and the realists in the real world. I also found out that
my degrees were immaterial towards finding either a good job or a
I am now employed by a large organization and kicking myself for
not joining sooner. They pay for my life, unlike the myriad of jobs
and work that preceded in my prior life. The kicker? I did not need
a college degree to get my present position, and yet I will make
more than I ever could with a degree when I part ways with my
I achieved Nirvana January 4th, 2015. I basically realized in that
moment that I am completely satisfied with my life, and while there
are many things I may want, I'll be perfectly fine if nothing more
materializes from here on out. I'm not in the slightest Buddhist,
I love the crossword...and Sudoku...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm here in Korea for a spell until my trip returns me to the US,
My work keeps me busy and I enjoy it. Otherwise, my life is simply
setting up, going to work and saving it up for the weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the silver lining and laughing about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm generally the redheaded stepchild...but I'm attentive, and I
listen, and I love a good joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All time favorite list: Watership Down, The Hobbit, Catch-22, The
Education of Little Tree, Calvin & Hobbes, Shel Silverstein,
Movies: anything, though I generally avoid horror.
I am an omnivore.
I can listen to almost anything, within reason. When it sounds like
a dying cat bemoaning it's dreadful wasted existence while raking
its claws against a chalk board, I generally avoid it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I haven't known boredom since the Reagan
Administration. I said I was bored one day and they made me do
chores until I wasn't bored any more...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting off work when they decide it's time to go home...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deathly ascared of snakes.
You should message me if
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Right now, I'm looking for friends. Friends anywhere and
everywhere, with no preference per time or space. I don't know
where my future will take me next, but I do know I will not be here
where I am forever.
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