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Deshovel Away

29 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Growing up, I lived on three continents with my family. It's fun to guess which ones. New York is home since we all live here now, and most of my friends are a subway ride away. Also because it's an energetic place with no shortage of things to do.

I'm a lefty; I'm physically active but hilariously ungraceful sometimes; I'm talkative but I also enjoy silence with people. Lastly, I'm a big fan of shared experiences.

Also, my mom says I'm cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing and teaching at an ESL program for immigrants on the Lower East Side.

I just became supersporty, I'm working on writing a play, I'm begrudgingly embracing adulthood but I know how and when to be a child. I can provide examples of both upon request, nbd. Random Philly excursions. My friends down there are hilarious.
I’m really good at
Etymology, writing dialogue, teaching, certain impersonations, guessing your accent, showering slowly, rock, paper, still mastering scissors, linking up with friends at random times and places, recognizing faces better than names, retaining the marginalia that gathers after years of paying/not paying attention.

The trick where I join my two thumbs at the joints and make them look like they're one thumb being pulled apart, that I can do. You know which one I mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Raymond Chandler, George Orwell, Jorge Luis Borges, Russell Banks, Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, William Shakespeare, Sue Townsend, John Krakauer, Daniel Pinchbeck, Hunter Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Ken Kesey, Dave Eggers, John Updike

Woody Allen, Quentin Tarantino, Akira Kurosawa, The Big Lebowski, Indiana Jones, Koyaanisqatsi, Groundhog Day, Back to the Future, Ghost Dog, Ong Bak, Apocalypse Now, The Empire Strikes Back

Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Twilight Zone, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Simpsons, Fringe, bonus if you recognize what "The 'Pran" is, because that's one thing I've been dying to watch once again.

Wu Tang, Scott Joplin, Kruder/Dorfmeister, Trojan label compilations (old school roots/reggae/dub), Mamadu Diabate, Beatles, Queen, Trentmoller, Radiohead, Redman, Beck, Daedalus

I am fortunate enough to have experienced a handful of outstandingly stocked breakfast buffets during my time on this planet, and damn - I want more. Also, my pizza topping preference leans towards fungus and swine.

Theo onion-tended consequences burger.

This all seems to change a lot but there are certain principles I stick to.
The six things I could never do without
Bicycle
Swimming pool
Trips
Folks
Hot sauce
Reading material
I spend a lot of time thinking about
pronunciation, weather systems, language lessons, different interpretations of Kubrick movies, space, time, spoonerisms, Mars, frisson, pareidolia
On a typical Friday night I am
enjoying a gigantic feast with my friends or family. Then drinks. Afterwards sometimes home, and sometimes on further adventures.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're friendly, well-spoken, funny and comfortable in your own skin, or you'd like to know more. Or you are zoe bell.