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33 M Leamington Spa, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:00am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I am not Mr Right. I am not Prince Charming. I am not a real life Christian Grey. I won't treat you like a lady should be treated. If you're a decent human being though, there's a damn fine chance that I'll treat you like one of them and introduce you to my amazing friends too. Unless you've used that Marilyn Monroe quote in your profile...

I'm not looking for an activity partner, but I am looking for someone to do stuff with. Whether that be joining me in the things I like, or introducing me to something new. I'm looking for someone with an easy smile, a sense of adventure, an open mind and an optimistic view on life. Also, you'll need to not be allergic to cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the usual stuff. Putting on corpse paint to run in mud races. Going to festivals. Visiting friends. Pretending to be a dinosaur when crossing roads. Watching Netflix. Booking snowboarding holidays. Learning to climb. You know. Stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organising groups of people, and coercing them into doing daft stuff. Injuring myself when playing football. Talking rubbish. Typing rubbish. Having a beard. Massages. Hugs. Fussing cats. Eating all the food. Walking and reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm walking down the street reading? Or my beard if I'm not walking. Or my eyebrows if I'm a bit closer, but then maybe you'd be more concerned about how that guy got so close without you noticing, so you might not notice the eyebrows in the confusion about whether I might be a ninja or not. Should this situation arise, I'll save you the panic; I'm not a ninja (though ninjas do need to keep their identities secret - or is that just superheroes?). I talk a lot too, but it's hard to notice that first due to the temporal nature of that particular characteristic...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Good Omens, If On A Winter's Night A Traveler, The Black Company, The Player of Games, The Anubis Gates, Kafka On The Shore, The End of the World Blues, Neverwhere, Mort, Cloud Atlas, Perdido Street Station, Surface Detail, The Night Angel trilogy...

Movies: The Princess Bride, Leon, The Big Lebowski, From Dusk Til Dawn, Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labarinth, Labarinth, Four Lions, Gangs of New York, My Neighbour Totoro, Singles, The Raid, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine...

Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Walking Dead, The Wire, The Shield, Community, Spaced, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, Firefly, Adventure Time, Jam, The Thick Of It, Dexter...

Music: Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Tom Waits, Radiohead, The XX, Goldfrapp, Rancid, Iron Maiden, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Grand Magus, Moonsorrow, Alcest, 2Many DJs, Midlake, Belly, Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Baroness, Mastodon, Opeth, CW Stoneking...

Food: Cajun salmon, slow cooked BBQ pork, roast chicken stuffed with haggis and black pudding, fish pie, beef bourguinon, mushroon risotto, lamb sagwalla, singapore noodles, blue cheese and pear pizza, lemon tart, rhubarb crumble, salt liquorice, biscuits...

I like a lot of things, and I like trying new things as often as possible. Books, music, food, anything. My list of genre spanning dislikes is much shorter. Chart pop music (X-factor drivel), reality TV, torture porn horror films (I've no interest in watching The Human Centipede thanks). I do have a quality bar though - shit metal can be just as shit as shitty RnB. And a badly written book is just as much of a waste of time as badly written comedy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends, my cats, music, books, travelling and food. Family and friends definitely count as one thing, okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a game that could improve the NHS, sort out the environment or fix societies problems. I also wonder what is for dinner and how late I can leave it before I have to go to the shops. Then I wonder why so many people think that it is okay to vote for Ukip or read a tabloid newspaper...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filled with good intentions for Saturday morning, before accidentally finding myself in the pub talking nonsense with my friends thus dashing the hopes of achieving that great thing that I'd planned for Saturday, whatever it was anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am scared of spiders. And heights. Fortunately these two things rarely combine and cannot actually crossbreed. For this I am grateful.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have read this far. You probably deserve some kind of prize*. Or if you are Jenny Jones. Alternatively, if you haven't recently won an Olympic medal, but you love going on adventures to new places, trying random food, enjoy a good pub and the occasional night of silly dancing, but still know how to appreciate a sofa, then say hi, I think we'd get on rather well.

*Prizes subject to availibilty and may consist solely of biscuits, or whatever I can find in the back of the cupboard. Postage and packaging costs are not included in the prize. Terms and conditions apply.