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Designer_Matt

33 M Southampton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Tibetan (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Are you looking for a man who's tall, dark and handsome?
Well I'm 6ft 2" so one out of three isn't bad.

Some people say, I'm a man that has more sense than money and that my middle name could be Danger. It's not. It's John.

From displaying a keen prowess with a pencil at an early age I always knew I'd be a graphic designer. Or a pencil salesman. Following a disappointing career as a pencil salesman I decided to try my hand at designing.

I am full of superlatives and awesomeness.

Update: Okcupid works people! I came on here just to take some tests and meet good folk and I'm now going out with, nay, moving in with, a most wonderful girl I met right here on cupid. So go for it, message that someone, give that stalker a chance, wink your digital eyes off.
p.s. I don't work for Okcupid.

Update II: So that girl that I met on Cupid? The one I was moving in with? Well, I'm only flippin' marrying her! She's awesome, thanks OKCupid.

Update III: Strewth. I'm only bloody married now aren't I?! First person I met from OKCupid and I've married her. Your results may vary.
What I’m doing with my life
I've worked in book publishing for the last 6 years on many varied titles. I suppose one of my greatest moments was co-writing and designing a sex manual called Sex Made Easy. There was a brief hiatus when I was banned from the industry after mixing up pages from the First Aid Handbook and the Kama Sutra, but readers commented they’d never enjoyed the recovery position quite so much. Two of those sentences are true...
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, cooking chili con carne and reaching for things in supermarkets for little, old ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
What is Peter Crouch doing here?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite books: Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything, 1984, The QI Book, Russell Brand's Booky Wook, Sherlock Holmes, Isaac Asimov, Flashman, Jeeves and Wooster.

Favourite movies: Lost in Translation, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, Anchorman, Ice Age, Goonies, Juno, The Karate Kid, The Matrix, Sideways, Office Space, Empire Records, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters, Little Miss Sunshine, Pineapple Express, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, School of Rock, Die Hard, The Bourne Trilogy, 500 Days of Summer, Inception, The Fall, Dark Knight, Harry Potter, yeah Harry Potter big whup wanna fight about it?!

Favourite music: Bon Iver, Feist, Flight of the Conchords, Sigur Ros, Frankmusik, Lost Prophets, The Avalanches, Daft Punk, The Chemical Brothers, Frightened Rabbit, King Creosote, Phoenix, Mumford and Sons, The Decemberists, Jimmy Eat World, The Delays, Passion Pit, Incubus, Ben Folds, Imogen Heap, Arcade Fire, Jess Morgan, City and Colour, MC Chris, Bruce Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Polly Paulusma, Johnny Cash, Green Day, You Me At Six, Friendly Fires, Brand New, Hundred Reasons, Jenny Lewis, Foo Fighters, David Bowie, The Quantic Soul Orchestra, Vitamin String Quartet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Guillemots, The Killers, The Cinematic Orchestra, Chromeo, 2 Many DJ's, Panic at the Disco, Bullet for My Valentine, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab For Cutie, Regina Spektor, Deadmau5, Kanye West, Beardyman, Avicii, Adrian Lux oh and Journey!
If you want to see what I'm listening to, like some musical stalker, check out my last fm page: http://www.last.fm/user/wyndzor

Favourite TV shows: Spaced, The Wire, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, QI, The IT Crowd, Black Books, Peep Show, Scrubs, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Flight of the Conchords, The Mighty Boosh, The Inbetweeners, Friends, Spooks.

Favourite cartoons: Venture Brothers, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Harvey Birdman, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Dr Katz, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Assy McGee, The Drinky Crow Show, Xavier Renegade Angel, Sealab 2021, The Ricky Gervais Show, Black Dynamite.

Favourite food: Mexican, Italian, Chinese/Thai, Indian, the olde English classics. Most things actually apart from liquorice and aniseed. I eat like a horse. With a bag over my face.

Favourite comedians: Russell Brand, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervais, Noel Fielding, Tim Minchin, Maria Bamford, Eugene Mirman, David Cross, Todd Barry, Aziz Ansari, Paul F. Tompkins, Steven Wright, Jen Kirkman.
The six things I could never do without
1. My friends.
2. A sense of humour.
3. Music.
4. My pooks.
5. Food.
6. Air.
(Not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything and anything.
Apparently most men think about sex every six seconds. I like to wait a minute and think about it ten times in a row.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends having some cheeky brewski's.
On a typical Saturday morning I am cursing the typical Friday night.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I made you laugh or you want some graphic design work doing.