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23 M Seattle, WA

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  • Ages 21–99
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Mostly vegetarian
Working on university
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian, C++

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I am taking a year off of my classes in order to pay my tuition for the next two years. The most immediate solution was truck driving. I'm never in the same place for more than a few days, that includes Seattle. My company is based out of Salt Lake City. Everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. I spend a lot of time thinking, that keeps me from getting lonely.

My degrees are Computer Science and Fine Arts. I will be founding a development studio after I graduate and finally publishing some code. I didn't think it wise to undertake this dream o' mine with student loan debt and a non-existent credit score, hence the the whole working thing.

I can eat a whole bunch of kiwis right before they go bad.
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I've got a love-hate relationship with messages. On one hand when I get a message my brain squirts a bit of happy chemicals, because "Hey, you got a message!" On the other hand a lot of the messages I get are "Hey :)" I'm never sure what to do with "Hey." I'm not one for small-talk, it makes me feel like a raisin. To me, this is like someone walking up to me on the street and handing me a marble. It's nice, but really what ought I do with this marble? Do we talk about colours? If you read the top portion of the profile you'd know that we're probably not going to meet up so we might as well indulge in words.

I'm very interested in the personality constructs people leave around this website, how everyone advertises themselves, either by seductive pictures or well written profiles. In general pictures seem to win out in garnering views every time, though I've written some vitriolic shit on this website that was a complete turn-off for most, if not all, people. Nobody wants acid spit into their mind as a first impression, note taken. Then again some days I just want to get up on my milk-crate and yell angry bullshit for awhile.

I enjoy when people can hold a conversation through text. If you can do that, chances are that you can talk, and if you can talk I really don't have many worries about us getting along. OKCupid is a great crucifier for people that like to talk about other people, we have no friends in common, who you gonna gossip about? I suspect that really cuts down on drama. Yeah, we're left with ideas, the vegetables of human interaction, and in *shudder* text at that, metaphorically this is eating a cardboard cut-out of broccoli in many a mind.

I'm always interested in ethics, bioethics or otherwise. It's good fun to talk about how "other" some other being must be in order for it to be okay to eat. If you get me drunk every other word can become "being" because I read too much of that stuff. Ethics can include feminism, masturbation, animal cruelty, plants, really anything that does... things.

In the concrete realm I enjoy very meticulous, individual endeavours. Painting, brooding, coding, usually I don't want to talk about this stuff, I've got a rubber duck for that. Talking about hobbies is tough, because the fun is actually doing the hobby. However you should definitely message me if you exist on steam or you can code and have ideas for said code.

And if you made it this far you get a goddamn cookie for reading my ramblings.