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DeskPaperPhone

23 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian, C++

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My self-summary
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This account exists mostly to read profiles, sometimes I do messages. It tickles the same brain square as reading the craigslist personals. I date from life, people are easier to read when accompanied with body language.

I think it's fair that you know a bit about thou who creepith upon thee. It's also fun to fill out these essays. Makes you think about just what is the best way to sell yourself.

I'm an honors student pursuing fine arts and computer science degrees. I want to start my own dev studio after school. However tumbling face first into that endeavor with student loan debt would be foolhearty. To rectify the situation I decided to take a year off of my classes to work, breathe, and build my savings. Until June 2015 I'm a truck driver. I get to admire all this country's fine corn fields and be 20k in the green at the end of the year. 40-50k doesn't sound like that much until you consider that I live off cereal, don't pay rent, have no car payments, no utilities, no bar tabs- nothing that eats away at that paycheck. All is going according to plan. I have really got to stop petting this imaginary cat.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
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I have this love hate relationship with messages.

Some topics I find interesting are feminism, masturbation, spiders, really big spiders, the university system, pacification of the masses, the depressing qualifications to sling a latte, and how the university system is fucking so many people.

Or you can just write "Hey :)". My answer is "Hello" and my day is *incoherent mumbling as one eye develops a twitch* because I dont want to talk about that shit.